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while at the city pool i went scuba diving and found a shark in the pool, i slayed the shark and saved many innocent lives (it was an aggressive bull shark in the heat of mating season) yet the city only rewarded me with a measley sum of $250.00, i want to know what i should do to get revenge for the miniscule reward?

2007-08-25 15:16:40 · 4 answers · asked by Gateway 3 in Cars & Transportation Maintenance & Repairs

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One shark? One lousy shark and you want rewards already? Didn't you read the sign? The first 4 sharks are $250 each. The 5th to 8th sharks are $500 ea. From 8 to 15, they pay $750. All sharks after that are $1,000 each, with a $5,000 bonus paid each 25 sharks.

2007-08-25 15:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by Fred C 7 · 0 0

You my friend are a hero. Reminds me the time when i was stationed in Iraq and i captured Osama Bin Laden, only to find out days later that he escaped due to some Government goof-ups.

If i were you i would release some aligators in that pool, or maybe a few chocolate floaters instead. That will get even.

2007-08-25 22:21:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Put another shark into the pool

2007-08-25 22:21:33 · answer #3 · answered by redd headd 7 · 0 0

You can have the great white shark that is in my hot tub. NO cost. shipping and handling charges may apply. lol

2007-08-25 22:24:29 · answer #4 · answered by Fordman 7 · 0 0

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