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How would the most famous red state Republican of all time, Jesus of Nazareth reacted to 9/11? What country would he have bombed first?

2007-08-25 15:11:17 · 19 answers · asked by Trey H 3 in Politics & Government Politics

19 answers

I do not think Jesus would be an advocate for war or bombs. He believed in peace.

2007-08-25 15:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by Lindsey G 5 · 5 1

He would not have bombed anyone. Remember that Jesus was a prophet in the Koran. The Muslims hold Jesus in high regard. Only second to Mohamad. Jesus would have brought peace to the Jews and the muslims. Then brought Christians into the peace circle and then the Buddist and HIndu and we would have freedom of religion every where. Jesus would have brought the world back together. Peace on earth and go back to family value and respect for everyone else as well. In the end we all want the same thing. To be wise and loved.

2007-08-25 22:18:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Jesus doesn't use primitive bombs. He recently developed a device known as the love cannon. It harnesses the awesome power of love for even more awesome destruction. Really shows all those hateful Muslims the power of love.

2007-08-25 22:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jesus was sent as our Saviour the first time.
The next time He comes, He'll be here as JUDGE.
Read Revelations. It will be awful, worse than any
war in Iraq and Vietnam. You better hope by then
you're a believer and will be raptured before this
takes place as it will not affect "troops", but everyone.

2007-08-25 22:24:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You don't think Jesus isn't in all of this? Jesus isn't causing it but He is watching and I'm sure it breaks His heart. However war has been with mankind right from the start and while it isn't God's Will He uses these situations to get done what He feels needs to be done.

2007-08-25 22:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by Brianne 7 · 2 1

i think Jesus would have called upon prayer for the lost souls that belong to these dark religions sects that make these people into walking bombs. Pray for them to see the light so they may be saved.

2007-08-25 22:14:15 · answer #6 · answered by eldude 5 · 6 0

Man are you an idiot!Jesus was a radical, a liberal ,who turned the establishment on its head.Read a bible before you spout off stupidity you know nothing about.

2007-08-25 22:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by gr8mom 1 · 1 0

Jesus would have turned all the cemtex in the world into that pink and white fudge with almond bits in, and all the oil into Bovril. Problem solved.

2007-08-25 22:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by miserable old git 3 · 1 2

He would have duel wielded M60 machine guns, had a bandanna, a catchy punchline, and taken the terrorists on by himself.

2007-08-25 22:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by woodchipper890 4 · 1 1

His Father generally handled the wars...he would have dispatched an Angel to wipe the terrorists off of the planet...along with all of their supporters and sympathizers...Read up on Egypt in the Bible...Also don't forget Jesus was ALL ABOUT the will of God! He would have prayed to his Father in Heaven and it would have been handled!

2007-08-25 22:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by Erinyes 6 · 5 3

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