Where can I buy a beer volcano?

Question

What about a stripper factory?

Answer 1

Beer volcano: Take one bottle of beer. Open it. Place thumb over opening and shake violently. Keep a tight grip. Gently release some of the thumb pressure. Beer volcano.

I would think strippers are made in the same factories as other painting and refinishing products.

Answer 2

Repent, follow the 8 - I really rather you didn't rules, and hope that the great one touches you with his noodly appendage, then you will get them for free. If you don't do the above you still get them them for free, but the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.

RAmen.

While brooding atop Mount Salsa because he can't find a pirate ship, Mosey the Pirate captain received some advice from the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the form of ten stone tablets. The Condiments - While there were originally ten "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", two were dropped on the way back down the mountain,

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou a.s.s when describing my noodly goodness.

2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others.

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity.

5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach.

6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you.

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas.

RAmen

Answer 3

There has never been a single volcano that killed 70 % of the worlds inhabitants. while God created the earth it did no longer rain, meaning that there have been no tornados, hurricanes or typhoons. It replaced into while guy sinned and God cursed the earth that all of it started raining which introduced with it hurricanes, tornados and typhoons. there have been no earthquakes or volcanos till after the flood occured in 2350 BC, on account that they're the effect of the continental shifts that befell as a effect of the waters of the large deep or the water between the top crust and decrease crust bursting open. In different words it replaced into sin that brought about God to ought to reason a majority of those phenomena to happen in a international that they did no longer exist in. If God had no longer reason guy to communicate in different languages after the flood mankind might are turning out to be to be hopelessly corrupted in a shorter volume of time. If after God brought about guy to communicate in different languages He did no longer wreck the depraved societies that have arisen on account that then the international might have been destroyed by employing those depraved societies previous to now.

Answer 4

i don know about that 2