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As funny as these jokes are, if anyone wants to know the REAL numbers:

The New Zealand Army consists of around 4,500 regular personnel and 2,500 non-regulars and civilians.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_Army

2007-08-26 04:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by ardanienalmondite 3 · 1 0

Yes, Sir, I can attest to that. I've encountered all seven of our army trucks today on Highway 1 between Oamaru and Palmerston, occupied by two people each.

2007-08-26 04:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by Tahini Classic 7 · 1 0

They're down to 12 right now. 2 are on the injured/reserve list as they are fighting a case of sheep-clap.

2007-08-25 23:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Geez, I guess it's time for George and the defense department to add them to the axis of evil or something.

2007-08-25 20:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by JC 7 · 3 0

13 they gave me a dishonorable discharge for some reason.

2007-08-25 20:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well we have a Italian a German can I see any Japanese here.

2007-08-26 07:55:33 · answer #6 · answered by tyler durden 5 · 1 0

14! damn! last i heard it was 12... I told my 2 sons not to go over there! god dang it....

2007-08-25 23:37:52 · answer #7 · answered by No Drama for this Queen 5 · 1 0

It was actually 11...

2007-08-25 20:46:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, it's seven couples. Don't ask, don't tell.

2007-08-25 20:46:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

WATCH OUT

2007-08-25 21:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by pandasex 7 · 1 0