Name a sign that shows you are getting old?

Answer 1

You prefer prunes to raisins.

Answer 2

Laying in a Morgue

Answer 3

Wrinkles, forgetfulness, & Grey hair

Answer 4

Needing a relief runner to run to first base for you.

Answer 5

Okay you start confessing things to that are going wrong with your body and you share your "cures" as well with total strangers. You don't even think its weird.....uhhhhggggg.

Answer 6

wrinkles on hands,chest and face, white hair, spots in hands,very tired,forgetfulness,
loss of hearing ability, particularly for higher frequencies.
decline in the ability to taste salt&bitter
reduction of the thymus gland to 5-10% of its original mass by age 50
An overall decrease in energy and vigor
The tendency to become easily tired
Changes in sleeping patterns
Decreased memory
Behavioural changes
Skin and hair changes such as wrinkles, brown spots on the skin, loss of skin elasticity, and hair loss affecting the limbs
Changes in hair colour
A loss or decrease in vision and hearing
Changes in bowel function
Decrease in libido
Sexual dysfunction
Urinary problems such as incontinence, dribbling, and changes in frequency of urination
Changes in menstrual cycle
Abdominal obesity and inability to lose weight

Answer 7

You will be able to tell a lot about my age when I show you my CD collection.

:P

*mumbling to self* "Now where is my favorite Elvis CD?"

Answer 8

Everything starts to sag lol

Answer 9

You need bifocals not just single vision prescription.

Answer 10

I need Viagra