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...How, what, when, where, and why am I?

(and how do I get the hell outa' "Here...?")

2007-08-25 08:04:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

26 answers

I will answer this question in five parts, each pertaining to a specific question:

#1:How: You exist because there is no way that you cannot exist, in an infinite multiverse everything exists somewhere.

#2:What: You are a random accumilation of atoms following an intensly complex biological pattern that is represented by dynonucleic acid (DNA).

#3:When: You exist, there is no such thing as time, time is and illusion created by our own conciousness to lend organization to chaos, asking a question such as when is irrelavent.

#4:Where: You are in the universe, space doesnt exist, space is again an illusion for the same reason that time is, it is again an irrelavent question.

#5:Why: This answer is similar to how, you exist because there is no way that you couldnt exist.

#6: how to get out: almost missed this one, you never get out because there is no place such as here, it is enough to know that there is now way out because space is immaterial, an illusion, just remember that the important bit is that you are.

P.S. get happy, life is good

2007-08-25 09:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by Joey R 2 · 3 1

Simple as that...

1) How u r? Well only God and you know about it.

2) What u r? Obviously u r a human being. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out.

3)When u r? Seems like u r referring to ur creation. Ask the people at the hospital about the time n date of when u were born.

4) Where? Refer to point number 3.

5) Why u r? Simple.. You were created so that u could see the world and thank God for the luxuries u have in ur life, repent on ur sins, be good to the mankind.


How the hell u get out. Well its all upto God when he wants to take u away. U dont have to ask him at all.

2007-08-25 15:20:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Welcome to the world of humanity where these are the questions "everybody" asks at some time or other in their lifetime.
There is no answer. There's only the answers that each individual comes up with for themselves.

You get the hell outta here when you die. So LIVE IT while you got it.

2007-08-25 17:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by autumlovr 7 · 1 1

well. . it because of mom and dad. they did it and then mom was sick for 9 months and she found something come out of her 'u know what' and that's where i come in and that's like 18 years ago at the hospital where my mom's brother work [we got a discount] and fast forward to 2007 here i am all grown up and i'm still looking and doing the answer for 'why', and until i got the answer i won't be going hell anywhere. . . =)

2007-08-25 21:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by the lioness 4 · 0 1

RU needing to take a break? RU a little tense?

Get thee into a hot tub with a pina collada and let the bubble take you away.
breath in the cool night air and let the world take care of itself for a while.

2007-08-25 15:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by Dr weasel 6 · 0 1

Whatever, you might be a fool to want to be elsewhere. Since your mind is made up. take a week or so to figure out exactly how you would prefer it to be, write down a list of preferences, mail it to yourself, and watch out for the fireworks. Too bad I couldn't be there to watch!

2007-08-25 15:53:54 · answer #6 · answered by canron4peace 6 · 1 1

You were born.
You are a person.
You are when you want to be.
You're on yahoo answers.
We all ask why am I here.
Just leave for a while and come back when and if you feel stronger.

2007-08-25 16:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by cut-it-out 4 · 0 1

Hey, it's YOUR turn to buy a round at the pub, quit trying to change the subject!

2007-08-25 18:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 2 1

the 5 Ws woot~

2007-08-25 15:08:45 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Blue 3 · 0 1

Really deep question!

Why, you have the answer in your question: deep, but very deep, within yourself.

2007-08-25 15:45:31 · answer #10 · answered by shades of Bruno 5 · 1 1

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