Can you come up with an amusing little tale that uses these lines in it?

Question

1) That is 'udderly' ridiculous!
2) We_____untill the cows came home!
3) I love farm animals!
4) Strangers in the night.
5) Good things come to those who____

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1873

"MOOOOOOOO"

Two women were gossiping before the Prayer Meeting got underway.
Mabel:" And then I heard Sunshine MacGillicutty say, '(2) We made love until the cows came home!' "
Ruth Ann:"(1) That is 'udderly' ridiculous! NOBODY can ......
do........ you-know-what for THAT long!"
Just then Sunshine ascended the stairs to the church...."Hi, y'all." As she walked past them, she heard the whispering.
She stopped and turned around. Mabel and Ruth Ann grew anxious as Sunshine walked toward them. She stopped ,looked them square in their faces and said..........
"MOO," at the top of her lungs!!
Mabel bit her fingernails!
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Ruth Ann screamed!
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Preacher Proffit came running out...... "I might have known!!
Good EVENING, Sunshine."
Sunshine:"Hi ya, Preacher P." She laughed all the way to her chair.

Preacher Proffit began the meeting just as Matt Dillon, U.S.Marshal and boyfriend of Sunshine, scrambled to his seat. Sunshine quietly told him what had happened. He laughed so loudly that the couple sitting next to him jumped out of their seats and left.
Preacher P.: " Marshal Dillon!!! (5) Good things come to those who shut up at Prayer Meetings and listen to the minister!!! Please control yourself, I beg of you. Those two people were (4) Strangers........ In the night
marking St. Homer of Hoboken's first visit to the chapel of the Virgin Mary, 300 hundred years ago TODAY, I had hoped for some new faces in the crowd. Thanks to YOU, we just lost two possible converts!!"
Matt apologized and bowed his head.

As Preacher Proffitt got going in his sermon, he mentioned how St. Homer treated all of God's creatures, great and small, with kindness and respect. Sunshine turned around in her seat and said to Mabel and Ruth Ann......"(3) I love farm animals!"
Ruth Ann:"That's IT!! I'm leaving!!"
Preacher Proffit glared at Sunshine.........."WHY must you be so DIFFERENT?!"
Sunshine smiled very demurely and said, "Awwwwww, come on Preacher P. ...... (She looked directly at Mabel)
"Don't have a COW!!!!"

Answer 2

"This is 'udderly' ridiculous! , said Ralph, the big farm dog. He shifted uncomfortably under the brown and white patterned blanket thrown over his back. "And it's hot. Why did you agree to this?" He squinted at the setting sun, hoping the air would grow cooler with dusk.

Ethyl, the pig, balancing carefully upon four upturned pails, wobbled and laughed. "We promised to take their place until the cows come home! You know you love the free milk they give us. Besides, don't the old girls deserve a night out once in a while? And Farmer Jacob can't see well enough to tell the barn from the silo. We just have to stand here in the field till they get back from the dance. You know where else I bet they go?"

"Where?" Ralph's furrowed brow got even more wrinkled than usual. He knew this pig.

"To the mooo-vies!" Ethyl laughed so hard she fell off her buckets.

Up at the house Farmer Jacob wiped his glasses and looked out the back window as he had a last cup of coffee before bed. "I love farm animals.", he told Gertrude, his buxom wife. "They are always there, fulfilling their humble role, an aid to mankind, so simple yet so good hearted. You see those two cows, so peaceful, healthy and satisfied. It does my heart good to look at them."

"Yes, dear. But morning comes early. Let's get to bed now."

Meanwhile, miles away, in an abandoned barn in the country, the rave went on. Neon strobe lights flashed on and off over the rotating backs of a bevy of bovines. Conversation carried on in low moos as the beat of the music washed over them. Strangers in the night, cows from all over the county mingled and met. Sometimes couples separated for a romantic walk in the moonlight...

Three A.M., Ralph the dog counted the tolling of the distant church bell with disgust. "That does it. I refuse to be a cow any longer." Gripping the stifling blanket in his teeth he began to pull it off.

"Well," even Ethyl's cheery good-temper was a bit damp by now, "it hasn't been any picnic standing on these buckets for seven hours either. But have faith. Good things come to those who wait." A rustling in the bushes and the cautious creaking of an opening gate announced the giddy cows return.

"We're back! Oh, what a party! What moo-sic! We brought you some fermented milk!"

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Answer 3

conversation:

"That is udderly ridiculous! Why are you yelling "Cow!""
"We always yell cow until the cows came home."
"I love farm animals! But why do cows need to come here?!"
"Yell with me or you will get molested by the strangers in the night"
"How do I know you aren't one of those strangers?"
"Good things come to those who moo"
"WTF?!"



dude, idk hahahah

Answer 4

Could be cute???!!!!!