If you woke up and saw Hillary Clinton sleeping next to you, what would you do?

Answer 1

Pound the rest of the bottle of jack I was drinking the night before and then set myself on fire.

Answer 2

I would not care why she was in my bed, the fact that I had the chance to talk to her would be the exciting issue, I would ask her why after all her work to help the health care issue in America when Bill was in office, why would she take money from the large ins comp now? I would ask her why not fight for what you know is right, and be true to who you are and know you can be? To stand up for middle America, whats left of it, and give us health care, help the people like the single mother that works her butt off to support her children, not using the system, help her afford to take care of herself and her children, by forcing the powerful ins corps back into their hole, when you work hard and have to make the choice of health insurance or rent, what are you to do? There are no programs for the middle, only the poor, and the old, yet the middle can't afford to zig or zag. Once I admired you so so much for you passion to fight for something better, and anything is better then what we have now, no matter how many people say it's no so.
I would say to her, show the world what a woman can do, and stand your ground, fight the good fight, don't let the un educated, and the people who love to hate get you down or stop you, keep true to who you are and the people you stand up for, never loose it, or surrender.
Then I would offer her a cup of coffee and some toast I guess.

Answer 3

First, I would wonder where the heck my wife is. Then I'd probably wonder how she got in bed without waking me up. Then I'd think, did I forget to lock the door? Then I'd probably go "Holy crap, that's Hillary Clinton!". And then I'd probably go, oh wow, I'm in my underwear and Hillary Clinton is in my bed. I'm sure I'd have a whole lot of weird thoughts!

Answer 4

Such a question would be better placed in another category.

Moving on; I would be surprised and horrified. I would check my surrounding trying to determine my location. If not in my own residence or a known residence, I would probably attempt to flee. If in my own residence, I would call the police as she was not invited and should not be there. I would also hope that she is not violent or hostile when she wakes up. She might also be confused and/or scared. Just guessing, but that's likely what would happen.

Answer 5

Close my eye and open. If she was still there I would get up shoot her place gun in her hand place a suicide letter with her, take her keys go to her office and go through all her files and then get an alibi, after collecting the reward from Bill, I move some ware and Bill and Monica will get married.

The End.

Answer 6

Thats an unrealistic question. It simply isn't going to happen. Hilary has always slept in the bedroom down the hall. I'm sorry but your other answers are hopelessly inaccurate.
ps If you're not busy tomorrow at 22.00 hours we can meet in the usual place.
Love ya
Bill

Answer 7

Have my eyes checked. Not that Hillary isn't a stunning woman but I think if I was going to swing that way it would be with someone like Carmen Electra!

Answer 8

Call cops, send her to jail, then we'll see about this "Clinton is a sure-fire thing" so many of her supporters seem to be talking about.

Answer 9

I consider Jack Frosty, then after checking, i could prolly shoot myself in the face fairly than manage the nightmares, and the shame of attempting to be certain what the heck i had completed the night in the past.

Answer 10

Fall to my knees - shout "I believe and I repent" - pray for forgiveness.

I would also wonder what horrible sin I had committed that would make me deserving of such a punishment