...we have the best m!dget str!pper the town has to offer!
will you support us in our opening?
2007-08-25 05:43:44 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
we're still friends stubby, right? i'll just have to reincarnate myself!
and mark...Mr BEAN has been my best drinking buddy all this time! and i won't do business with anyone else!
2007-08-25 05:53:16 · update #1
BTW...we could use a female santa as the main stripper!
2007-08-25 05:54:35 · update #2
Sorry I'm Late, Buddy.....I was going around looking for recruits....but I see you've got a volunteer here...
....That bearded Santa(clone) could be our finale, Mr Mek....She's gonna bring us big bucks, I'm pretty sure of that...
LoL...LoL...LoL....LoL......
2007-08-25 14:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I suppose my job application for the valet parking job at the club got a little too close to your head and burned up AGAIN! Honest they're giving me back my license any day now...I could just point at good parking spots till it comes in the mail...
2007-08-25 07:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Gentlemen's club you say?
But with midget strippers? Hmmm....
All right, you have my support. When's the opening?
>>> Teka, pandak din mga waiters?
2007-08-25 05:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll do the splash dance if someone will pour the beer over my head.
( I have 8 you know. I could be your best dancer!)
Mek and Beani two of my favorites!
2007-08-25 08:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by Leepal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've already got a pole and I've won a couple of wet T-shirt contests and I am in between jobs at the moment. What do you think??
2007-08-25 07:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Got any openings for a pole dancing nun who loves cosmos? And I am HOT! 100 degree temps does that to one!
Hello Mekkie! Good to see you dear!
Hugs,
SMH
2007-08-25 14:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the midget having enough clothes on to start with, to make it worthwhile. Is it a big midget you've got?
2007-08-25 06:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Kev E 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I used to dance, they routinely put me on stage with a monkey in a thong. Damm monkey made better tips than I did.
2016-05-17 21:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bet your midget stripper a*$ I will!
Hohoho told me she volunteers to give free bl*wj*bs in the parking lot (what a team player she is! give that ho a hand!!)
2007-08-25 09:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure I will.
Who's pole will she be sliding down?
If you don't know anybody with a short enough pole, you could always ask J. R. to volunteer. LOL
2007-08-25 06:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Starr 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋