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My pet goldfish Lou, his wife and their triplets pierced their noses. Now they ask me for gold nose rings with their name and SSN numbers engraved. What should I do?

2007-08-25 05:38:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

29 answers

Get the nose rings for them. You don't see goldfish wearing jewelry everyday. They will be very unique in the aquarium. Glad they got back from their trip to the Bahamas, safely.

2007-08-25 05:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0 0

I wouldn't go with the nose piercing. Try the tail first then if he likes it he can work his way up; less painful in the tail too. On the flip side, there's always inking. Has he thought of that? It's very popular with fishes these days. You can thank Nemo and his father for that. Ever since that movie came out, everyone wants to get some ink done.

2016-05-17 21:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Gee, everybody these days gets their own SSN numbers. What is the world coming to? Does Lou also expect you to pay for his new jewelry? Ungrateful git. Flush him!!!

2007-09-01 05:43:06 · answer #3 · answered by lynnrd 3 · 1 0

golds pretty pricey. id sell the kids into slavery and put the wife on the corner. =)

2007-09-01 20:44:54 · answer #4 · answered by wickedwings1982 3 · 0 0

Have a goldfish swallowing contest!

2007-08-25 06:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you can find nose rings small enough go for it.

2007-09-01 20:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by K 6 · 0 0

Meet their demands and take me to your leader, or file for disability using their ss# and use the system.

2007-09-01 07:15:39 · answer #7 · answered by stones 3 · 0 0

wait about ten seconds, then they won't remember wanting the nose rings.

2007-09-01 20:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by clownfreak17 2 · 1 0

Ground him from the ocean

2007-08-25 05:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell them their too demanding and ground them from the treasure chest.
Lol.

2007-08-25 06:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by uʎlǝʇɐʞ 3 · 0 0

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