Ok you are a cop for a day with a uniform and a badge.You go out in your little van and pull a van for speeding only to find Justin Timberlake,Diana Ross,Michael Jackson,Paris Hilton,50 Cent and Woody Allen all sitting in the back.
You radio in only to find they are all wanted for crime.
You only have space for 2 people
Who do you stun with your tazer and then throw in jail for a night
2007-08-25 05:34:24 · 29 answers · asked by Equal Animal 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that's a hard decision to make:
Justin Timberlake----for thinking he's cute, but he's NOT, and for stealing Micheal Jackson's dance moves.
Diana Ross---for the big birds nest of a hair weave
Micheal Jackson---for mutilating his face, and sleeping with little boys
Paris Hilton---for just simply being DUMB
50 Cent---for not being able to sing with his mouth open or without grabbing his crotch
Woody Allen---for sleeping with and marrying his adopted daughter
................i can't decide, best to just roll the car over a cliff or something and blame it on faulty brakes.
2007-08-25 05:44:32 · answer #1 · answered by WHOISTHEPUPPETMASTER? 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Paris Hilton for sure and probably Woody Allen as i know he likes young girls. Timberlake is WAY too much of a P I M P to through in Jail. If i could score 1 of the girls he has i would die happy.
2007-08-25 12:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well definitely I take Woody Allen and repeatedly stun the hell out of him with the tazer for sheer pleasure since I detest pedophiles that marry their adopted daughters, (had to put that in to clarify things considering Michael Jackson is one of this motley crew) so I'd do that first. Diana Ross, Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake have such a mutual admiration society going on among them that simply taking just one of them would probably not be possible without a fight. (Maybe Diana would give up the other two, but I'm not sure). So it would come down to Paris Hilton and 50 cent. Hmmm... Fifty cent seems about to die a slow but quiet death of obscurity, (although he is fighting it), so, while I would taze 50 cent just for general purposes, I guess I'd have to take the Hilton skank to jail, since she annoys the hell out of me anyway.
2007-08-25 12:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by sustasue 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would arrest Paris Hilton and Michael Jackson is coming home with me!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2007-08-25 19:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Put Timberlake and Allen in my van (less likely to resist)...
Taser the others and call for back up.
Ross..cause she has a history of resisting, 50 for same, Jackson and Hilton...just because I could. And I really would want to...sigh....repeatedly.
2007-08-25 12:45:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Michael Jackson, and Paris Hilton.
2007-08-25 12:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Ill love stone Justin with the tazer and I'll moonwalk jackson back to jail!
2007-08-25 12:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by ○•Picasso•○ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
50 Cent and Paris Hilton neither one of them are good for anything.
2007-08-25 13:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton and the baldy britney spears!
2007-08-25 12:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fiddy and Woody
(most likely to sustain life after being tazered. plus, makes for a good, alliterative story at the donut shop later)
2007-08-25 12:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋