i went to one for the pastors daughter. it was at 6pm... dinnertime. we were all starving and there were a TON of people there. when we got up to the tables of food ..... all they had was a wedding cake and those horrible mints. there was one bowl of fruit and me and all my friends converged on it and ate it up. people were CUSSING!!!! we even toyed with the idea of going to the store and getting some wiennes in a blanket and selling them at the reception. we really could have made a killing..... that's one of my big regrets.
2007-08-25 05:14:52 · 16 answers · asked by (!)listen 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My cousin got married about 2 years ago. She found her new husband in the bathroom with one of the bridesmaids. Yeah. The s**t hit the fan!!
2007-08-25 05:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by lanalang 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I swear I went to the worst wedding in the world.
My parents have some friends and unfortunately their daughter lived in the same complex as I did. She must have been hunting for guests to her second wedding and I happened to bump into her and stupid me, I couldn't think of an excuse fast enough. From this I learned how to delay a response.
This bride has the absolute cheapest father in the entire world. He only spent his money on himself. To make matters worse, this was her second marriage, so there was absolutely no chance he would be spending money on this. Her first husband had fallen/jumped off a cliff. The next guy she planned to marry went naked in the streets and claimed to be Jesus. She decided not to marry him and instead opted for a ski bum who looked like Sonny Bono. I remember this guy belching so forcefully that I could smell the contents of his burp. He was gross.
The groom's father elected to hold the wedding. It was out-of-town and we lived in a city where people don't own cars. So I had to chip in to rent one. The license of the driver had expired so his girlfriend who was from a country that drove on the other side of the road was in charge of the driving. Yes, we crashed.
So, I had to hitch hike a ride to the church and I was a small pretty female back then (still female, no longer small). Luckily, the driver that picked me up was not a criminal and I made it to the very end of the ceremony.
The reception was held on the front lawn of the groom's father who was the head of a famous company, but you'd never know it as not much was spent on this wedding. He got a tent top, but no sides. It was freezing and the ground was so soaked that my heels sank into the mud with every step. Being on the brides side, I was in the very rear of this tent. The groom's father was busy ordering the sides for the tent during the reception and the tent company wasn't all that interested in bring them because he hadn't paid the bill for the top of the tent.
I knew no one at this wedding and any conversation I tried to have was forced. There were no eligible bachelors in attendance.
There was a minimal and crappy buffet, but I was starved and determined to eat it. However, I was in the back and the groom's tables were released to the buffet first. There was no food left for our table. I got the distinct feeling that the groom's father did not care about feeding us.
So, I thought I could survive on cake. But the cake had somehow slipped during the day and it had come apart. It was carrot cake which is something I never plan to eat. To get the feel for this, just substitute a cake flavor you hate.
I would have loved to have left this wedding early, but I had no transportation. In the end, I have no idea how I got home, but I sure was glad to be there.
2007-08-25 12:45:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uggg!! MY last wedding! It was in a park. It was 102 that day, more than 1/2 of the guest didn't show cause of the heat. We had our own music and sound system set up, and when the wedding started, the music quit. Then, when the ceremony started, the microphone for the pastor didn't work so she was having to talk LOUD then all of a sudden the sound came on during her yelling. My hubby's grand-daughter was one of the flower girls, and she passed out from the heat right behind me. Then when he was supposed to put the ring on my finger, they couldn't get the 2 bands to fit back together so I had to do it. OH........AND one of his sons was supposed to record it, and the dumb A-- didn't have the recorder on, so we didn't even get a video of it! But, all in all, I wouldn't have changed a THING cause it was a MEMORABLE wedding!
2007-08-25 12:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by charks love 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About 5 years ago, I've been to a wedding that was soooo trailer trash! It took place in a crummy park, the 'limo' was a beat up station wagon from 1972, the bridesmaids wore black jeans and polo shirts, and we were served bologna sandwiches, potato chips, and fruit punch at the reception. The only nice thing was the cake!
2007-08-25 12:22:10 · answer #4 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've only been to 1 wedding that I can remember something funny happening at.
The pastor was reading all the stuff off to the bride & groom and suddenly the phone started ringing. The pastor was like "is that a sign from God?" it was kinda funny but I don't ever want something like that to happen at my wedding!
2007-08-25 12:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was at the reception. The groom's best man was giving a toast. It was really, really long and boring, but at the end he said, "I wish you the best, Nate and Paula."
Well...Paula was the groom's ex-girlfriend! His new wife was Andrea! The whole room got completely silent.
And there was another wedding I went to. The bride and groom were having their first dance and the groom stepped on her dress, ripping it's train and the back lace. Everyone -- including her father -- got a glimpse of her hot pink and leopard print thong! Who would wear that on their wedding day?!
2007-08-25 12:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
At my parents' wedding my dad's best man forgot my mom's name during the toast. He called her Julie or something.......to this day my mom's still not sure if he was drunk or truly stupid....or both.
And at one of my aunt's wedding, she got sick at the alter because she was so nervous she didn't eat breakfast, and my aunt is the sort of person who needs substance in her body at all times. She had to sit down at the alter. But my uncle was really sweet, which showed how much he loved her! :)
Other than that, they've all been pretty normal.
2007-08-25 12:19:15 · answer #7 · answered by ~S~ is for Stephanie! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've never had anything bad happen to me at a wedding but I read a story online one time. You know how the bride throws the bouquet and the groom throws the garter and the guy who catches the garter is supposed to put it on the girl who caught the bouquet? Well this story was written by the girl who caught the bouquet and she said the guy who was putting that garter on her put in on with his teeth and when he was under her dress, after he slipper the garter into place, he started licking her out if you know what i mean. She said she hit him and yelled at him but he wouldnt stop until the groom pulled him out and punched him.
2007-08-25 12:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I once went to a wedding where the priest called the bride and groom the wrong names. I'm not sure they are really married right now.
2007-08-25 12:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i remember my sister's wedding. it was awful the camera people wanted to get a perfect shot of the bride and i didn't know what was going on so i when i was walking i tripped and was in the photo and everyone saw. ever since i've been known as the family klutz
2007-08-25 12:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋