What would your reaction be if oneday you were sitting on a bench, and a couple sat down next to you and...?

Question

...began to make out very heavily?

Hmmmm, "Why a bench?" Good question. You could be waiting for the bus or train?

Answer 1

I would turn towards them and stare them down until they noticed me!

Answer 2

If it were a young, teenage couple, I would probably make some kind of comment that a mother would say like, "Hey, that's enough, you two." If it were a newly-wed looking couple, I would think, "Oh, how sweet, young love." If it were a middle aged couple, I would think that they are cheating on thier spouses. If it were an old couple I would think, "Oh, gross." But secretly inside I would be wishing that I could be like that with my hubby when I'm an old fart.

Answer 3

I'd be running in the other direction. don't want them to land end up laying on me.

anyways, that's kinda grimy. to just make out at a bus stop. i mean you don't know who sleeps there or what else has been done there.

Answer 4

What can I say if a lovely couple were sitting next to me and I should excuse myself without any intrusion in their affair.

Answer 5

why would i sit on a bench?
what am i waiting for?
am i resting?
....i wouldnt just sit on a bench, theres got to be a reason.

Answer 6

Video cell phone / youtube might get interesting

Answer 7

I'd quietly leave. They are obviously caught up in a moment.

Answer 8

ICK! I'd leave! Or spark up a ciggie and purposely blow the smoke in their disgusting faces to make THEM leave!

Answer 9

I'd have to leave, p.d.a.'s make me somewhat uncomfortable. Like what, do you want strangers to watch? I'm just not with it.

Answer 10

Tap him on the shoulder and ask if I could cut in.