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Because I am so wonderful & beautiful.

My life is so awesome.

2007-08-25 03:19:11 · 16 answers · asked by Kelly Bundy 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

i hear ya sista...same thing here! just let those men keep falling! me...i'm waiting for a man with a good job and a car...and it would be perfect if he had some teef too!

2007-08-25 03:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Yeah, your boyfriends all got together and wrote you a song--now you can sing it to yourself every morning as you look in the mirror:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARktN_99kas

The guy in the sand has got a perfect fit for your garage by the way.

2007-08-25 08:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ya know, i hear one slimey, overwhelming thing throughout these answers - JEALOUSY

Now listen you overweight cranky asss hens -- stop your clucking for the second it takes someone who has been royally rejected by this type of woman before to have his chance to speak. Ok?

NOW......what was that phone number again?

2007-08-26 01:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by NONAME 1 · 1 1

Want to stop men from falling at your feet? Put the knife away.

2007-08-25 03:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by Niko? 5 · 8 0

Learn to walk with arrogance.

2007-08-25 03:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by wrathofkublakhan 6 · 0 0

I've seen better looking faces on an IODINE BOTTLE!

2007-08-25 03:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by charks love 6 · 1 0

I must say, you do have a way of attracting all the senior citizens of the country.

2007-08-25 03:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Maybe you should try a new deodorant, or wearing less perfume.

2007-08-25 05:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0 0

Shave your head. Both of them.

2007-08-25 03:26:25 · answer #9 · answered by Roxxi 6 · 3 0

Enjoy it while it lasts because beauty fades.

2007-08-25 03:26:10 · answer #10 · answered by bigguy 4 · 1 1

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