(Sing along to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is.
Criminal record.
Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is.
White gold.
Nose candy.
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is.
Country clubs.
Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is.
Falwell.
Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is.
Duval County.
Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is.
Illegitimate.
No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now.
Ya hear?
2007-08-25 02:35:12 · 12 answers · asked by Deedee 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Star if you like
2007-08-25 03:05:33 · update #1
LMSUIAO Good song you shouold record it
2007-08-25 03:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok first off I'm a texan and no I'm not offended by what you said. You are at a motel right? this is the 4th of July right? Probably just a bunch of guys in town for an independance day motor cycle rally annoying yes but personal probably not. Rally's are extremly common in Texas. especially around any kind of holiday oh and just a little ps the really annoying backward people that live in Texas (and there are backward people from every state and country) are usually refered to as rednecks not hillbillies .
2016-05-17 10:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creative little tune. You should record it with some images and post on youtube.
2007-08-25 02:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by Crookedlettaman 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Go with the YouTube suggestion! It's great!
2007-08-25 03:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by correrafan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absoultely brilliant!
2007-08-25 02:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
FOMCLMBO!!!
Now that's what I call a funny joke!!!
A 10 and a Star!!!
2007-08-25 03:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by deiracefan_219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-08-25 04:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-08-25 03:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was nice
Keep postin' babe
2007-08-25 04:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! HAHA! GOOD ONE! LOVE IT!
2007-08-26 03:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by Jiamin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋