quiz for guys only?

Question

Just to see your feminine knowledge... no researching! just off the top of your head, what do you think these are or stand for:

Pap smear
PMS
OBGYN
Ovulation
Cervix
Areola
Blush
Mascara
Pump
Stiletto
Rouge

Answer 1

I think it's a vaginal swab checking for ovarian cancer or something

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome, is the time before a period that causes some women's hormone to go berserk

Obstetrician Gynocologist

When a woman is producing eggs and can be more readily impregnated?

The neck of the uteris, the opening to the area where the baby grows

The darkened area around the nipples

Makeup that creates rosy cheeks

Makes your eyelashes bigger

a shoe, I forget specifically what type

a thin pointy heeled high heel shoe

heavy duty blush?

Answer 2

Pap Smear is the test women get for Cervical Cancer.

PMS = Pre-Mentstral Syndrome

OBGYN is the specialty of a doctor who only treats women. Mostly for reporductive type things. IE - Pap Smear, Pregnancy, Birth, etc.

Ovulation is when the egg is released from the Ovary .. it usually happens every 28 days on the 16th day of a womans menstral cycle.

Cervix is the opening from the Vagina into the Uterus. Sperm have to pass through this opening to get a woman pregnant. The baby passes through this opening on its way out.

Areola is the darker colored area around the raised part of the nipple. Men have them too.

Blush .. Um .. you mean like makeup? Blush is the reddish colored makeup that women put on their cheeks to make them appear more rosey. However, women do naturally blush if you embarrass them.

Mascara is makeup women put on their eyelashes to make them appear darker, longer and fuller.

Pump is a type of high healed shoe that women wear. It is very formal, sleak and genrally has a heal of at two inches.

Stiletto is another type of high healed shoe .. still more formal than the pump and usually has a higher heal.

Rouge I'm pretty sure this is the same thing as Blush.

Answer 3

Pap smear - there was a question about this earlier, but I didn't care enough to read it...

PMS - Every 28 days, your girlfriend (or other female you know) will randomly freak out.

OBGYN - I like throwing random letters together, too!

Ovulation - egg making. Of course, I haven't had bio since freshman year, so I don't know the specifics...

Cervix - That's that thing that does stuff, right?

Areola - nope

Blush - What girls use to make guys think their cheeks aren't as pale as they actually are

Mascara - something you never want to eat. It has something to do with eyes

Pump - What you have to do to the wheel of your bike when it goes flat

Stiletto - why not a moving etto?

Rouge - She was the member of the X-Men who could steal other mutants' powers, right?

Answer 4

Pap smear - an internal swabbing of the cervix (of course it's internal, so I guess that goes without saying) used to test for infections, abnormalities, cancer, etc.
PMS - Pre-Menstrual syndrome
OBGYN - Obstetrician/Gynecologist
Ovulation - The window of time in which the egg is traversing through the fallopian tube / she is most fertile.
Cervix: the opening between the vagina and the uterus.
Areola: The pink/brown/purple area around the nipple.
Blush: A rosy-tinted, usually powder-based makeup applied to the cheeks, used to imitate the effect of sexual excitement.
Mascara: A type of makeup applied to the eyelashes to make them look fuller.
Pump: A raised heel on a shoe.
Stiletto: A spike-heeled shoe.
Rouge: red.

Answer 5

Pap Smear: The worst day of Pap's life.
PMS: Modern day demonic possession, spoken of in legend and myth.
OBGYN: Entrance examiner.
Ovulation: Oprah's new cable network.
Cervix: A small mammal resembling an otter.
Areola: Scientific name for the Northern Lights.
Blush: What I'm doing as I answer this.
Mascara: An Italian word meaning "Runs like a river in the presence of tears".
Pump: Aerosmith album.
Stiletto: A tiny stilt.
Rouge: A word that won't set off your spell-check if you misspell "Rogue".

Answer 6

Gyno
Pre Menstrual Cycle
Baby Doc
When your ovaries release the eggs.
Where the Gyno sticks his metal tool between the uterus and vagina opening...
Area around the nipple
Put on your cheeks
Put on your eyelashes
High heels
6 inch heels
Isn't that blush?

What did I score?

Answer 7

Pap smear - when you flatten your Dad.
PMS - peaches make sticky.
OBGYN - herbal remedy?
Ovulation - making an omelette.
Cervix - Felix's girlfriend.
Areola - a place in Spain.
Blush - a drunk trying to say the President's name.
Mascara - face putty.
Pump - where you get water.
Stiletto - small sharp knife.
Rouge - French for red.

Answer 8

1. gyno exam where they extraact a tissue sample
2. Pre menstrul syndrome aka the monthlies
3. Obstetric gynological MD
4. when the female drops her egg?
5. cervix...opening of the birth canal?
6. nipple
7. cheek makeup
8. eye makeup
9. flat woman shoe?
10 high heeled shoe
11. more cheek makeup?

Answer 9

Sheesh, I've been married over 38 years. I KNOW what all those are. And I don't have to deal with PMS or ovulation anymore...for several years now.

Answer 10

That's not so hard - except for OBGYN and 'pump'.
Those two will take some googling.
How about short for 'Oh By God Your Naked' when you leave the room for a moment to go to the washroom and you return to find your date has the wrong impression of forthcoming events?