scissors
farm
Dentist
cheese
2007-08-24 16:45:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You needed a pair of scissors to cut the air after my dentist cut the cheese on my pig farm; cause even the pigs smelled better.
2007-08-25 04:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
While doing some work on his farm, the dentist cut the cheese and made a fart cloud so thick, the only way to see through it was by cutting little squares out of it with a pair of scissors.
2007-08-25 13:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by Blue Rose Thorn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dentist used scissors to cut the farm cheese from the teeth.
2007-08-24 23:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out on the cheese farm the right-handed dentist was found dead while holding a pair of left-handed scissors.
2007-08-24 23:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by BOOM 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the dentist who lives on Farm cut the cheese using scissors.
2007-08-24 23:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by crackinmywhip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dentist on the farm used the scissors to cut the cheese. lol there you go.
2007-08-24 23:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by Russell 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He didn't know there was a small pair of scissors in the cheese,
so when he bit in,he impaled them on his incisor and had to leave the farm to find a dentist.
2007-08-24 23:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by Cara Beth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use scissors to cut the cheese that i get at the farm wich is owend by a Dentist.
2007-08-24 23:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to see the Dentist to get the cheese lodged in my gum removed, but when I saw the GIANT pair of scissors he was armed with and ready to drill into my mouth, decided to stay back at the farm instead.
Darn it... it's hard to put my imagination to any good use. :P
2007-08-24 23:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by Life On Wheels 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cheese smelling dentist tried to use some ole farm scissors on my x boyfriends teeth.
2007-08-25 00:17:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋