what was the funniest thing youve heard a little kid say?

Answer 1

* Looks at her parents' wedding photo album. *

" Mummy, why didn't you invite me to your wedding?!"

Answer 2

I was riding in the back of my brother-in-laws van with his 2 kids from his previous marriage and his son who is 12 told his sister who is 10 that he was going to get his Dad's van when he died. He said it shouldn't be all that long from now because his Dad is pretty old. He said Dad's 33 !!! ... lol

Answer 3

It way my grandson whilst he grew to become into around 3 years previous. I certainly have little or no hair on the perfect of my head, now common at my age. at some point my grand son have been given on on the settee in the back of me. He unexpectedly suggested "Grandpa! Who shrink your hair."

Answer 4

WHen my lil bro was 4 years old, on the plane to the canary islands, my mum said'' urrgh, There is NOTHING worse than flying, my lil bro says '' yeah there is!! CRASHING!!''
It was sooo funny! Everyone was looking around at us! lol

Also on that same holiday, we were at some markets
and there was a black man with vitiligo on his arms!
I was carrying my little brother on my shoulders and as that man tried to get my attention to sell me something my little brother shouts 'Look Sean!! that man is the same as us on his arms!!!''

Well it wasnt that funny, but it was embarrassing!

Answer 5

my lil niece cracks me up daily

but the funniest thing was we were in the movie theatre watching shrek 3 and she told the kids behind us to be quiet that shrek was on. SHE IS TWO.

she went to daycare for the first time and CRIED AND CRIED not to be left there.. she calls me aunt la la cause she can't say my name... she screamed " mama, daddy, sissy, la la, SHRRRRRRRRREK, mama, daddy, sissy, la la, shreeeeeeek"

lol we did not know shrek was part of the family til then
she lasted two days in daycare and now me and the grandma take turns watching her. i could not keep here there. broke my heart

Answer 6

okay I know there's funnier things said before but I have to say this.
I was on the train at DisneyLand with my nephew and I forget what I said but he was like "Yeah, babe." and he's only 4 years old.
Then I was like "Where did you get that from?"
So he says "I don't know... I really don't know."
Then I started totally cracking up, if you'd have heard the tone of his voice you would have too! It was soooo funny!

Answer 7

well Hank just reminded me off the part in supersize me where the dude is shows a picture of jesus and the kids like george w bush or something like that. maybe its the other way around im not sure but it was hillarious

Answer 8

I was playing "mummies and daddies" with my six year old cousin. She was being mummy and I had to be a little girl. She told me to sit down and not get up. When I asked why, she said in a grown up voice, "Not now, dear, I'm busy."

She just sounded so grownup it made me laugh! :-)

Answer 9

A little boy in my class told me that at home his dad farted the loudest. Every time I saw his dad I cracked up.

Answer 10

S**T....oh no, my youngest lil bro said "BAWLIN" but it sounded like "baween" but it was adorable, my cousin and my bro sung the song and he just copied, he was 1 1/2 at the time.

Answer 11

in wal mart we were checking out and in the next aisle to us there was this BIG lady and my sister started cracking up laughing and said look mom look @ tht fat lady lol my mom was sooo embaressed