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would she be likely to get a skelf in her bahooky. If you are not Scottish you can guess.

2007-08-24 14:35:34 · 32 answers · asked by Angel Bonnie 4 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

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a splinter in her butt?

2007-08-24 14:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

If she keeps her bahooky lean, the skelf will be easy to remove. I hope I guessed correctly.
I ask myself the question of marrying a person with some sort of handicap or marked difference. The answer would be how much you love the person and how good your heart is.

2007-08-24 14:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No i think the leg would be planed and polished so no skelfs in the bahooky, don't worry!

2007-08-24 16:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by . 7 · 3 0

Hi Sweetie, I'm not Scottish , but surely you've dealt with that problem before...if you've had sex already, but if not get you some sandpaper and work it out. Most of all take that leg off and make him feel as though it doesn't bother you a bit. Make him feel like a whole man. Good Luck

2007-08-24 14:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Well if she is like my wife, she would never let me put my skelf in her bahooky.


She thinks that's only for gay men.

2007-08-24 14:39:51 · answer #5 · answered by Randy R 5 · 3 0

Statistically speaking she'd have a chance of one in three tries. I recommend a good quality set of tweezers for removing those splinters from your bahooky.

2007-08-24 14:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by Thoughtful 2 · 3 0

Splinter.

2007-08-24 15:41:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

A wooden leg cannot marry a couple. It has to be a man of the cloth. If this is a Scottish 'joke' it fell at the border.

2007-08-24 14:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0 5

Not unless she is really freaky and taking the leg up her bahooky. Almost as smart as using a glass dildo.

2007-08-24 14:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

She'd certainly need to be twice as concerned about her husband going out and getting legless... he's already halfway there.

2007-08-24 15:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by rob w 2 · 3 0

I knew a woman who was in a bank just as it was being robbed. The bullet is in her yet.

2007-08-24 14:40:18 · answer #11 · answered by vann_robert 3 · 3 0

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