Can you write story using these song titles?????

Question

1. The Rose
2. Rock My World
3. The Three Bells
4. Church on the Cumberland Road
5. Bring it On Home to Me
6. One More Last Chance
7. T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Bonus if you use "Before You Kill Us" somewhere in the story.

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1873

"Rock My World"

Sunshine MacGillicutty: "So what you're saying is, I can't be in the posse with you ?!"
Matt:"Exacta -mondo!! For the last....the VERY last time.....
I am the U.S.Marshal. YOU are the girlfriend of the U.S.Marshal. I go off on posses. YOU stay home."
Sunshine:"OKAY! OKAY! Go off on your old posse!!" She walked over to him and held his vest...." I'll miss you, baby." She nuzzled his neck and let her roaming hands ........roam. Matt started moaning. " MattBaby....(6) One More Last Chance...... May I ........"(She put her hand on the inside of his shirt) ...." PLease come....... " ( She licked his chin)....."With you?" She kissed him passionately!!!!!
(1) The Rosey glow of arousal was sparkling in Sunshine's eyes!!!
Matt gathered his wits..... "Sunshine? You are (7) T-R-O-U-B-L-E !!!!!"
He pulled away and mounted his horse. With a tip of his hat, and a smile on his face, he rode off.
Sunshine:"Matt Dillon!! You be careful.....(5) Bring it On Home to Me, darlinII '"
She watched him ride away.........."Well, (3) The Three Bells CRAZY are ringing in my life again......
Horniness! Horniness! Horniness!" She ran down to the lake and jumped in!
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Matt and his posse met in front of the Long Branch and then took off, in search of the Holland Gang. Dutch Holland's bunch had robbed the stagecoach. Matt aimed to git him!

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Matt:"Men....I have it on good authority that Holland and his gang are holed up in the (4) Church on the Cumberland Road.
Let's make tracks!! Two hours later, they reached the church.
Festus: "Let's storm 'em, Matthew!!"
Matt:"Let me handle this Festus,Before You Kill Us all."
Matt drew his gun........"COME OUT HOLLAND. YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!"
Holland:"I'll come out Dillon...... Let's you and me go for it!!Winner rides away with his men. DEAL?!"
Matt:"Deal."
Dutch Holland came out of the church. Matt dismounted and they paced it off.
Holland:"You ready to shake hands with the devil , Dillon?!"
Matt:"(2) Rock My World."
(((BANG))) (((BANG))) !!

As Matt and his posse delivered Holland to the Dodge City undertaker and his gang to the jail, Festus turned to Matt:
"Matthew? You staying in town tonight?"
Matt:"I was kind of hoping you and Newly would take over from here."
Festus puffed out his chest ...."You betcha, Matthew. All right you stinking,lilly-livered lousy varmits...... Git on in there!!"
Festus: "Matthew? Where are you going?"
Matt smiled and tugged on his jeans.... "Where do you THINK I'm going?!"
Festus watched Matt storm out of town, heading for Sunshine's farm.......... "That boy's gonna get tagged tonight!! Yes sir!! HEE HAW!!!!!"

Answer 2

I was walking by the Church on the Cumberland Road when I saw The Tthree Bells in the church yard. The Rose growing around them was yellow. While trying to smell the rose, I pricked my finger on a thorn and it began to hurt and Rock My World. I called my doctor who said to Bring It On Home to Me and he would put an antibiotic on the injury. He was not the best doctor I had ever been to but I thought I'd give him, One More Last Chance. I was wrong, he was T-R-O-U-B-L-E. The injury became infected in two days. I went to his office and saw him again at which time I told him he was a poor doctor and should get out of town away from our townspeople "Before You Kill Us."
It did not work, he is still in practice and still trouble.

Answer 3

Sarge... it looks like you're stirring up a little T-R-O-U-B-L-E this evening. Before You Kill Us I figure I better pump out my story. The last time I tried this, Whitiepossum showed up and buried me with a winner, right next to The Rose. Rock My World to the very core, they did. I could hear The Three Bells ringing in my head for days. In a war of words, it was a knock out like none that I had experienced before. I went to that Church on the Cumberland Road, and got to my knees; I prayed for One More Last Chance to write another battle with the best. With Sunshine leading the way, I kissed my boyfriend, he wished me luck, then whispered in my ear, "Bring It On Home To Me!"

Another Short Story by Touche

Answer 4

The Rose wanted to Rock My World daily when the ship's captain rang The Three Bells. When we left the ship, The Church on the Cumberland Road had a special offering service and then the pastor decided to Bring It On Home to Me.
This was to give me One More Last Chance to make it as a non-pirate because they thought this lifestyle for me as T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
I could've spent more time on this one, but you never give me best answer anyway and I don't think you ever will "Before you kill us."

Answer 5

OK, geeze, who gives a gal a td before she even answers! I'm sure Sarge knows the drill and won't consider it [you go, Sunshine! here's a TU before you even answer, haha!]
I think I'm going to give this a shot.

Answer 6

A Unique Wedding
Our wedding was being held at the CHURCH ON THE CUMBERLAND ROAD, only it was outside in the field at the back instead of inside the church. We had nature’s best for decorations Pink clover, Queen Anne’s lace, brilliant yellow golden Rod, little peeping Buttercups, wide-eyed Daisies, tall violet Iris’ stood at the back and even a few thistles were mingled in which we hoped wouldn’t bother anyone.
Yes, everyone was gathered waiting for “THE ROSE”, my rose, as I called my bride to be.
She looked stunning, walking towards me, in her satiny white dress that would only shine with her in it. She was a beauty to behold. I was no longer going to be a bachelor button on my own.
Reverend Lupine started, “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here,” I could barely hear his words for looking at my wife to be. She has, and always will ROCK MY WORLD. Near the end THE THREE BELLS, as my wife called her bridesmaids, was about to sing for us. They too looked elegant in their violet, blue gowns and their voices matched their graceful appearance. They sang BRING IT ON HOME TO ME because both Rose and I knew that from now on we’d be bringing home everything to one another.
As Reverend Lupine finished with, “I now pronounce you man and wife,” everyone’s faces seemed to beam as much as ours if that was possible. They all stood tall as we walked between them now man and wife.
The reception went well and the weather held up beautifully for us. I couldn’t have asked for anything better for our special day that is until George Thistle decided to step into the picture. He was standing by my wife and I heard him say, “Come on Rose, give me ONE MORE LAST CHANCE to dance and be with you.”
Rose backed away slightly paled and answered back politely, “I have never been with you and I would thank you to leave me alone if you are going to talk like that in front of our guests.” Unfortunately he didn’t take it the way we had hoped and started saying nasty things about her and some of our friends.
Both Reverend Lupine and I went towards the two. In a stern voice the Reverend said, “George Thistle you are nothing but T-R-O-U-B-L-E. You were allowed to come to the wedding in hopes that you would hold those thorns of yours back but since you can’t I am telling you on behalf of Mr. and Mrs. Button to leave BEFORE YOU KILL US ALL with your nasty and spiteful ways. You are only here to choke us all. Now take your friends and please leave.” Thankfully there were no more incidents.
You see, all our friends were those beautiful flowers I mentioned and even in our world of nature we have our struggles but we can all overcome them if they are handled with care and not with fighting.
PS. Rose and I lived to have many little roses and bachelor buttons swaying around in the breezes and sunshine.