ythe cops arrive to find you in a wal-mart parking lot.there is a hot pink chevy nova with a tied up, unconcious clown in the trunk. "if you like pina colada" is blaring from the stereo and you are holding one of those switchblades thats really a comb and standing over a dead pimp with a bouquet of roses sticking out of his back!!
2007-08-24 09:17:29 · 8 answers · asked by zim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can't find any reason to lie about this, except - you know - the Rupert Holmes CD maybe. Not sure how to excuse that.
2007-08-24 09:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by General Leon Pleasant 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell the cops the clown's monkey (all clowns have monkeys)was the one that stole the car and put on "if you like pina colada" then tell the cops the monkeys pet fly flew on the clown's face so the monkey got a snow shovel and hit the fly and also hit the clown so the monkey called his "Monkey Super X squad" and they carried the clown into the trunk but it was locked so they went inside the wal-mart started screaming and everybody inside was sooo scared that they ran around in circles so the monkeys found you who was looking for rice cakes is aisle 8 and kidnaped you and took you to the locked car so you found your comb/swithblades and tried to open the trunk. it finally opened so you stuff the clown inside. then one of the co-workers at wal-mart call the police and then the cops see you so they come by the car.
that is what you should tell the police :)
2007-08-24 09:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS is the reason I'm afraid of clowns! He had trick flowers that sprayed water in the pimp's face then he stabbed him with them in the back! I was trying to protect myself with this switchblade comb but I realized the clown was actually a prostitute with too much make-up and the "pimp" was her sugar-daddy so I tied her up to.. uh.. uh... you know take her to the police station. You know "citizen arrest."
2007-08-24 09:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by RidiculousQstioner w/Vengeance 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need a lie...its a clown and a pimp..the cops don't care about those people anyways...especially clowns.
2007-08-24 09:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't me; it must have been someone who looked like me.
Either that, or give your name as Paris Hilton.
2007-08-24 09:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sheet son..it looks like ur outta luck..i dont know a lie good enough for this one!
2007-08-24 09:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by BooBell=) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was him, quick, hes walking away fast!
2007-08-24 09:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
idk
2007-08-24 09:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by lala 16 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋