In order that my beer is cold I have the frig at its coolest setting .
My kids complain and so does the wife about the lettuce and fruits and the kids about the milk and sodas .
Its football season and my buddies love cold beer and since my wife will not let me out to the pubs to watch the games I have a few friends over .
Still all I get is complaints .
Should I get divorced and leave them so I can watch the game and drink my beer in peace .
2007-08-24 08:50:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Get another fridge!!
2007-08-24 08:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by Supercell 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you have wire rack shelves:
Put a piece of sheet metal across the top shelf of your fridge leaving about a 1/2 inch gap all around.
Then put your beer on the top shelf and all the rest of the stuff on the lower shelves.
This will keep your beer nice and frosty and everything else will not be frozen.
This works because refrigerators with wire rack shelving have only one duct to bring cold air into the refrigerator compartment and it is at the top of the compartment. A sheet metal partition effectively reduces the airflow to the lower area of the fridge keeping the top shelf 5 - 10 degrees cooler than the lower area.
If you have solid shelves, you gotta get a second fridge or you could try plugging up some of the lower duct outlets.
2007-08-24 15:59:53 · answer #2 · answered by sprcpt 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stop giving your kids beer! love muffin, you a ffucking idiot go shot yourself
get a new fridge you retard what a stupid question to post
get a new wife you whipped nancy boy take off the collar and to to the bar
drink better beer might help to
learn to make you own beer finish your basement into brewery much fun to be had
2007-08-27 00:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by steiner_patrick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep the beer, throw out your wife and kids.
or buy your own Man Only Fridge for cold beer only. a good place to keep it is in the garage, with your Man Only Couch and your Man Only TV.
2007-08-24 16:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by Incognito 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I recommend you buy yourself a little refrigerator to house only your beer. You will want the wife and kids around to make sure the meals get cooked, yard gets mowed, laundry done, and pays the bills. This will allow you to spend more uninterrupted time in front of the television and you won't have to listen to their whining.
2007-08-24 15:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Damn man don't you have a fridge in the garage for your beer? And you call yourself an American.
2007-08-24 16:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by gone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How is this a political question?
Given you're attitude, however, I doubt you'll have to divorce your wife, because she'll probably end up leaving you...
Pretty sure you're just bullshitting anyway... since it's not even football season yet...
2007-08-24 16:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by Schaufel 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get a seperate fridge in the room the TV is in.
That's what I did.
2007-08-24 16:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Liberal POV- you are making your wife and children suffer you heartless beer-monger.
Conservative POV-drink your beer for awhile at a cooperative temperature. Work hard on drinking your beer, and save and recycle your cans or bottles. The money you get back, buy a mini-fridge for yourself.
2007-08-24 16:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by mbush40 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Stop giving your kids beer!
2007-08-24 16:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
why would you get a divorce if your beer isnt cold? that is stupid.
2007-08-24 16:24:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋