-ENTREES- You'll Eat Like A Hog Late Night Delight Center Line Bovine 4.95 When You Taste Served Fresh Each The Chicken 3.95 OUR DOG Night After Dark Flat Cat
2.95 Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95 Slab of Lab 2.95 Rack of Raccoon 3.95 Taste of The Wild Side Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95 Smear of Deer 4.95 "Still in The Hide" Cocker Cutlets 3.95 Awesome Possum 1.95 Shar-Pei Fillet 5.95 Cheap Sheep $ .43 Chunk of Skunk 1.95 Snippet of Smidgen Pigeon 1.95 Whippet 4.50 GUESS Road Toad 1.65 Collie Hit By That Mess! Snake 'N' Bake A Trolley 3.95 A Daily Special Treat. Snake 2.25 German Shepherd Swirl Squirrel 1.55 Pie 3.95 If You Can Guess Rigor Mortis Round of Hound 4.25 What It Is..... Tortoise 6.75 ...You Eat It For,
FREE! --------------------- Side Orders ------------------------- Bowl of Mole .38 Splat of Cat .45 Square of Hare .68 Link of Mink 1.07 Spoon of Coon .32 Gizzard of Lizard .98 Platter of Bladder .48 Squish of Fish .13 Pinch of Finch 1.37 Broth of Moth .17 Fork of Stork .21 Hurled of Squirrel .96 Chin of Hen .13 Side orders by Squash 'em Dan --------------------- Some State Menu Items ------------------ Illinois Texas Pavement Possum 9.95 2 - Step Terrier 8.50 Served on a bun, this Step 1, We hit, Step 2, You eat it. beast is awesome. Missouri New Mexico "Show Me" Shitzu 7.75 Chihuahua Chili 7.95 A
hairy little treat with A Southwest delight that shivers fuzzy little feet. when it bites. Kansas Arizona Curbside Kitty 10.50 "Grand Canyon" Cougar 10.50 A little bitty, bite size A big mountain cat, that you'll kitty. eat till you're fat. Oklahoma California Airbrake Owl 7.75 Cream - O - Kitty 9.95 ------------- From The Bar, Your Drink is our Delight! ----------- Crank Case Slip 1.59 Radiator Green 1.69 Transmission Grind 1.79 Blended with Road A Blend of Prestone The finest ground fan Oil and squirrel, and Zerex with a dash belt rubber, a dash of Poured over Ice of Scorpion Venom squished turtle juice, or straight up! over crushed ice. blended with the finniest
tranie fluid. This comes straight up. The Bucket Delight 3.95 Green Spin for the Kids .69 We Prairie everything that Only the best fogs in the blender is left over from the night will do here! Mixed with a few before, with just a touch road Toads to give it that great of gravel mixed in! poured taste! Served over ice, 18oz. class. over a 1 gallon bucket of ice. You finnish this and it is on the house! Note: All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite Highway to you! You Bar Tender is Blind Bob ------------------------ Cowboy Menu --------------------- "Cowboy cooking It ain't bad looking" Deerly Departed Off - Road
Delights No-Luck Buck 4.95 High Speed Special 2.95 Just can't duck a truck. What's that, a cat?! Big Bagged Stag 5.95 Bad-Brake Steaks 1.95 Don't gag on your stag. Some possum, some snakes. Too-slow Doe 4.95 One-Eyed Dog 3.25 Had one lane to go. Hit in the fog - Found on a log. Long Gone Fawn 3.50 Off the Roof Hoof 1.85 Found dead on your lawn. Tried jumping but goofed. No Fear Deer 6.75 Gunk of Skunk 4.25 Just had a bad year. Sun-ripened and shrunk. Roadside Remnants .15 Varmint Vittles 1.95 Deathers and leathers - Guts galore, you'll want more. Stand back in hot weather. It's A Kitty 2.70 Rodeo Rejects
What a pity -- looks real bad and kind a sh..er, um...flat. Buckaroo Quarter Horse Highway Hash 1.25 with fried Onions, Starts with a crash. of Course 3.55 Caddie "Grilled" Patty 1.50 7 - Course Swayback Horse 6.95 Some poor little critter just 1 big steamin' plate went kersplatty. with a 6 pack. Beer - Basted Steer Summer time Treats Hit from the rear 3.60 It's Some Kinda Meat. Horse Hocks - Sidewinder Stew - the Other Red Meat 4.95 bronco buster then dusted with musted 4.55 Weakly Special Last - Year's Steer - it tastes a mite queer,
dried in the hide, Mangled Mule Cruel 2.80 not boiled or fried 3.80 You'll drool like a fool. Meal - In - A - Bag Don't gag on yer nag.... Our cookin's so good, we just had to bag! 2.75
2007-08-24 08:23:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Excellante!I have the rack of raccoon,varmint vittles,& bronco buster,hold the mustard..=)Hoot n hollar....Serve it up !
2007-08-24 08:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! We used to have a few of those here, but they all seemed to close at about the same time? I asked the waitress what kind of beer was on tap and she yelled 'Everybody listen up, cos I'm not repeating this' and proceeded to list the beers on tap!
2016-05-17 05:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW sounds tasty.....Is this Cafe coming to a city near me?
2007-08-24 08:29:34 · answer #3 · answered by . 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And the question would be.......
2007-08-24 08:28:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"You kill it, we grill it."
2007-08-24 09:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋