I had just turned off the telly, after another rousing fright from watching "Night of the Living Dead" by that smashing director, George Romero. It was 3am, the night was still, and living next to a cemetery didn't help things. So when you came into my back porch, muttering what I THOUGHT was, "brains, BRAINS..." I instinctively grabbed the machete and <<
It was a mess, and truly no one's fault, but I can't help but feel bad recalling how your freely-sprung head rolled over the back porch, and you angrily blurted, "I was hungry for whole-grain cereal like bran or mueslix, so I was crying for GRAINS, not BRAINS, you damned Dalek!"
So here's a bowl of mueslix, with extra dried cranberries....anything else I can do to help make things right?
I am SO sorry.........(really!)
2007-08-24 07:35:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's OK, I've had worse. Just go grab a funnel, and I'll be fine with the mueslix...
Reminds me of the time you accidentally dropped your bag of taquitos into the rock crusher, and I had jump in after them. (I believe my words at the time were "NO! NOT THE SNACKS!, TAKE ME INSTEAD!")
But we all got together and had a good laugh about it afterwards, didn't we?
2007-08-24 18:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My eyeballs, my eyeballs, they're rolling down the road, might as well eat them too, next to the brains........the most delicious part of me.
I'm gonna try to stumble back home, send Jekyll or Hyde in the morning to make me a new connection! That's the least you can do!
Next time you want some BRAINS, go WHACK a COW!
2007-08-24 08:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could feed me the mueslix since we seem to have lost my body somewhere around here. After we're done with the food, we'll have to see if I'm wandering around somewhere.
2007-08-24 08:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sigh....and being Canadian I would just have to apologize back for making you do such a dastardly deed...but it's kind of hard with all those dried cranberries leaking outta my mouth...oh wait...n-o-o-o-o..that's just blood. Oh okay.
So sorry about that Dalek. Um...you got any super glue around anywhere.....????
2007-08-24 08:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah...no....you heard me right the first time, I was saying "brains....."
I hate mueslix, I'd much rather eat brains than that crap!!!
2007-08-25 11:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Um.... needle and thread? Just throwing it out there, y'know...
How about we watch 'Sean of the Dead' for the next film? (Just as long as you don't have any cricket bats in the house... ). Can I hide behind your plunger thingy for the scary bits?
2007-08-24 17:22:21 · answer #6 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well ... if you could spare a second to let me out of this giant pickle jar, I would appreciate it.
2007-08-24 16:27:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, since you are sincerely sorry...all is forgiven.
*picks up head and walks home*
2007-08-24 08:15:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
by giving me some head. haha.
2007-08-24 09:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by Guinness 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As well you should be sorry !!
And you forgot the SUGAR !!
Geeesh !! LOL !!
2007-08-24 08:09:37 · answer #10 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋