A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked."
2007-08-24 07:08:07 · 17 answers · asked by Emotional Beast V 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's just as well that I have a sick sense of humour as that shouldn't be funny, but it is!!
LMAO!! ☺
2007-08-24 07:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooohhhhhahahahaha it took me a few minutes[2] but yes very funny have a star
2007-08-24 14:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol halarious!
a star 4 u!
2007-08-24 16:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by Davyy♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
justed wanted to star.
2007-08-24 14:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Kaizar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-08-24 14:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just made my night.... Hahaha! Star for you. :-)x
2007-08-24 14:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO!!!! Typical bloke! Typical, typical, funny!
Lmao, good one, honey! xxx
2007-08-24 14:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by TV Addict 2 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oi... dont dirty talk me lmao.
good one.
smile =D
2007-08-24 19:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by Smile =D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!
2007-08-26 14:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by rose m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...thats very good.
2007-08-24 14:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by pinkkittenliverpool 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋