...someone with a PHd in Philosophy?
2007-08-24 06:54:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Dear Der Wolfenmann,
May I tell you how "these" were?:
1. That is not the answer.
2 & 3. In my opinion, I abbreviated Ph.D wrong, sir.
4. But, then, you spelled "hork" wrong.
5. Ah, yes, I remember it well. Who was right DID depend on which class I was in at the time.
6. At least you can paper train a dog.
7. When you're wrong, you can always blame it on somebody else.
8. Technically, shouldn't we be referring to Descartes now in terms of "I thought, therefore I was?"
9. Who me? Actually, professor, I was sleeping. ...That was a snore, not an answer.
You get bonus points for having a Ph.D in anything.
2007-08-24 09:18:11 · update #1
“numbsain?”
“What part did you not understand?”
“The world may never know.”
“I don't know.”
“I have a PH.d in philosophy, do you?”
“No, It doesn't mean I'm ‘strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a women’...”
“...I meant it rhetorically”
“Yes I tried to find work, but there just aren't any positions for philosophers out there right now"
“I don't suppose the fact that I have a PH.d in philosophy makes any difference does it? ...I didn't think so.”
“you can't prove that”
“Um I was just wondering, er uh, well if you weren't doing anything on uh, Friday night , er um... oh never mind.
2007-08-24 08:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
How's this (rather, how are these):
1. "That is not the answer."
2. "In my opinion..."
3. "You spell 'Ph.D.' incorrectly, son."
4. "Hark back to Kant: ..."
5. "{Philosopher's name here} was right: we don't..."
6. "The world is going to the dogs."
7. "What hath God wrought!"
8. "...all this newfangled stuff about..."
And now for #1:
9. "I..."
2007-08-24 15:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure about the most common phrase worldwide, but my philosophy professor at U.T. alternated between "HA! You're wrong!" and "You're an idiot!"
2007-08-24 14:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is one of those cases in which the imagination is baffled by the facts
2007-08-24 13:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by workin man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the meaning of life? I ask myself that all the time.
I think, therefore, I am.
2007-08-24 16:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♂ ♫ Timberwolf 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mae west didn't have either, COME UP AND SEE ME SOMETIME BIG BOY,will go down in history<>IS<>
2007-08-24 13:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the
2007-08-24 13:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by DanYell 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"when I was an undergrad" and "yes this will be on the test"
2007-08-24 14:01:35 · answer #8 · answered by Goddess of Grammar 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Would you like cinnamon in your latte, sir?"
2007-08-24 14:06:56 · answer #9 · answered by Expat Mike 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont know.. i think they say philosphical stuff
2007-08-24 14:06:56 · answer #10 · answered by pink_black 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋