Saying... "Hello, Occifer, take me drunk. I'm home!"... It really didn't go over too well.
2007-08-24 05:41:58 · 13 answers · asked by AMANDA M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mr. Potato Head... No, I'm sure I am more woman than you can handle.... I guess you are threatened because I am funny and you want to be like me..
2007-08-24 05:56:29 · update #1
Okay...sorry to Mr. PotatoHead... I am going through a really long blonde moment!!! I really do apologize...
2007-08-24 06:04:11 · update #2
Please hold my beer while I do this sobriety test
2007-08-24 05:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by 1hotmama 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After being pulled over, do not ask him...what took you so long? Did you stop and get donuts on the way to my car?
Amanda...you get a star for being so silly and making me laugh!
2007-08-24 05:52:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jen Ortiz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Officer, have you been eating donuts? Cuz your eyes are kinda looking glazed."
"Geesh, I thought you had to be in good shape to be a cop."
:-) bbjo
2007-08-24 07:16:07 · answer #3 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your a public servent, I pay your salary... Get me some water!
Would you please hold my drink, I have too pee.
Speeding? I wasn't speeding, you just couldn't keep up.
I'm late for my sex-change operation, could I have a police escort?
2007-08-24 05:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by Just Life, Trying To Live It. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm late to my appointment, so hurry up with the warning.
2007-08-24 09:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by Zombie Birdhouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a dude or currently going through a sex change operation
2007-08-24 05:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Licence and registration please sir...have you had anything to drink today with that 32 doughnuts you ate?
2007-08-24 05:52:39 · answer #7 · answered by roobeng.indahouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the cop is standing next to your car say, "can you please move back I can smell your NUTZ from here!"
2007-08-24 05:54:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you kick a.s.s and eat their donuts too??????
2007-08-24 09:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by missy b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Licence and registration please sir
yes officer...
hmmmm
could you please hold my beer while i look for them, i have just 2 hands
2007-08-24 10:13:37 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋