But when they wake up in the wee hours while I'm watching, they always start screaming, especially the younger ones? Should I put on some weight and wear a red fur coat instead of my favorite Speedo®?
2007-08-24 05:01:24 · 16 answers · asked by iseeyouwhenyouresleeping 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Santa has diplomatic immunity.
2007-08-24 05:08:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you, I have been watching you for a long time now playing with your night toys, so that's why I never give you anything for Christmas, and guess what I'm not the only one who's is watching you I have my pal with me, Mr Easter Bunny ok.
2007-08-30 18:21:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stewie was not in favor of the constant surveillance by Claus.
2007-08-24 12:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your watching me sleep i just hope your a woman if not i keep my 45 under my pillow
2007-08-24 12:12:54 · answer #4 · answered by dad 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WOW! No worries you'll get the orange jumpsuit and silver bracelets soon enough!
2007-08-24 12:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa watches people to see if they deserve presents, you watch ppl cause ur a perv
2007-08-24 12:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by ~*Jackie*~ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that would probably help a lot.
there's only one night Santa watches.
You better be the daddy favourite.
God bless.
2007-09-01 01:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by luvspace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa who?
2007-08-31 15:19:44 · answer #8 · answered by Jovesash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your intent isn't Santa's.
2007-08-24 12:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by Fixguy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No one cares because everyone knows he isn't real.
The kiddies don't care because they think he leaves them presents afterwards.
2007-08-31 15:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by ϑennaß 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋