my boss will be back from a meeting in about an hour and wants to meet with me about my poor performance; he says the quality of my donuts has been deteriorating for the last three months...what should I do????? I really don't want to go back to screwing caps on toothpaste tubes. Should I have a couple more beers?????????
2007-08-24 04:55:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
im a good donut licker
2007-08-24 18:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no..don't have any more beers...wash your face in the mens room, tidy up, brush your teeth or get some strong gum, head over to dunkin donuts for a turbo boost coffee and a couple of dozen donuts. You wont look drunk and you will have fresh donuts!
2007-08-24 11:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Switch to vodka.... it doesn't smell as much and it gets you drunk much faster. Also causes less bathroom breaks.....
Even better, get a job in a bar....
2007-08-24 12:01:15 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. Switch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink as much as you can before your boss comes back.during the meeting give your boss a pearl necklace.
2007-08-24 12:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by secret agent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, considering that your spelling is correct, and so is your punctuation I think you're not as drunk as you say you are.
2007-08-24 12:02:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, wait on me and I'll just bring the kegs.
2007-08-24 11:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by BAMA a.k.a. K~E~G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How do you put the holes in the doughnuts?
Oh hell! Knock yourself out.
2007-08-24 12:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, if you're really drunk right now, you are one hell of a typist!!! :) Maybe you should apply for a data entry job lol
2007-08-24 12:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by jleah22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When in doubt, drink.
2007-08-24 11:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss my Shaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you want to get fired...you need to go to AA
2007-08-24 12:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Julie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋