Tell me some funny event in your childhood!?

Question

I think that will be interasting for all of us!

Answer 1

i was born in the states and the first time i saw rain i was nearly two so i didn't understand what it was...i thought it was a spilled drink and i kept trying to mop it up witha tissue and tutting

Answer 2

My younger brother and I could be a little tag team of terror sometimes when we were younger. There was one time when we both got into my older sister's Barbie collection, with razors and scissors, and cut their hair and shaved the plastic faces off of them! We actually weren't doing it to be cruel, we just wanted to play makeover with Barbie - it was just more fun to use razors and scissors. lol. We just put them all back in the box like nothing happened, because we KNEW we were going to get into trouble over that if anyone found out. It took her a few days to find out what we did- and she was so mad at us. She was devastated because we had ruined her entire Barbie collection. We got into major trouble over that. I still look back on that and feel bad about it. We were horrible.

Answer 3

I have 4 stories, if that's okay =]

*Clears throat* Okay, well, when I was in J.K. (Junior Kindergarten) We were on a trip to this place that I can't remember the name of. I remember I had to use the washroom but I didn't. So we boarded the bus and went back to school. When we got back, I REALLY had to used the washroom but i knew someone was in there. I waited and waited for whoever was in there to get the hell out because the person was taking too long. So finally, I just ran for the washroom and busted the door open and there was this little blond girl named Megan (Yes, I remember her face a name quite vividly). She was taking a crap and i just stood there... waiting for I don't even know what and she was just staring at me. It was silent.

So i left, sat on the ground.. and used the washroom there....=( Then i had to wear boy clothes because mine were wet. XDD
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I have another story too. When I was new in Junior Kindergarten, all the kids used to talk about me for some stupid reason and it annoyed me. So, one day we were in our cubbyholes and i was tying my shoes (they look more for boys than for girls). This one short, slightly round boy Dylan, came up to me and was like "HAHAHAH!! SHE HAS BOY SHOES!!" and he was pointing and laughing and I told him "Leave me alone" and he didn't listen. He kept making fun of them till finally I socked him in the face, with my little kindergarten fist and everyone was silent and left me alone. =]

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I have another where me and my sister were looking out the window of our apartment building and there were these neighbourhood kids outside. They had a box and a phone book and they were surrounding it in a circle. Then on kid lit a match and the phone book/box set on fire and they all started screaming like maniacs and started to run all over the place. Another time the same kids were outside and they were playing with a brick. One of the kids grabbed it and she was hodling it in her hand high up (she was tall by the way). There was this shorte boy standing in front of her and i have NO idea what she was thinking or even doing. She dropped the brick on the boy's head and he started to bleed like crazy. All the kids were screaming..again and running around while the kid was bleeding.

I have no idea what happened to any of those people in my stories XDD

-Shaii

Answer 4

We used to live by a pond that was near our apartment complex, and my mom was at work so my sister was babysitting me. My sister, her friend, and I decide to go feed the geese that were at the pond. Well, I first off, start feeding them bread, which is fine and dandy, then the geese wigged out and got all p*ssed off out of no where and started chasing us, so we get on our bikes, and I road my bike into the pond (how? I have no idea, I was like 7)...and while my sister and her friend are laughing, a goose bit my sister's friends butt, and I laughed...needless to say we got in deep trouble, and I am pretty sure my bike is still at the bottom of that pond.

Answer 5

It still makes me laugh when of it but it might not be as funny to you...My Mom ran a daycare out of our house so there was always little kids around..long story short we were all in the garden and 1 kid picked up a...I think it was a squash but it was all rotton and mushy and threw it at another kids head and this squash exploded on impact...he was crying and I laughed so hard I wet my pants...I think I was about 7. Maybe you had to be there...

Answer 6

My mother tells this story of when I was 3 I walked up to a women in a mall and asked why her baby was so ugly.....I find it amusing now, but my mother is still embarrassed 22 years later.

Answer 7

ok, this one is cruel but funny!

when i was about 10 or so my younger brother who was about, 6 if i can remember?...but anyways me and my brothers were all wrestling and my little brother had to go to the bathroom REALLY bad...
Now me and my other brother who was 8 at the time would of let my little brother do what he had to do...But for some reason we felt a little devious and didnt allow him to use the bathroom...instead we started tickling him and making him laugh...all he could say "please stop! OH please stop its going to come out" my brother that was 8 accidently pushed him into the wall and my little brother who was 6 got REALLY mad, so he decides to chase him around the house and try to b eat him up...next thing you know we're running in circles and then i see my little brother stop and just stand there....

We look down at him and we expected to see pee....but it was a brown slimy G0ok looking Poop coming down his legs!!! lol...OMG it was soo funny me and my brother are just pointing and laughing at him...He begins to cry and asks us to get him toilet paper and we decide not too cuz it was just SOOO funny!!
but moral of the story....
Little Brothers are SOOO fun to pick on! lol

Answer 8

I rode a jalopy when I was 8 and got grounded for doing that but the owner picked me up and put me on the jalopy with out my parents permission.

Answer 9

when I was young I was afraid of dogs and at my school at least 2-3 were roaming my school. I was walking when one of the dogs happened to run my way. So I screamed, yelled, and ran. I made that big scene and I was made fun of for that. Its not my greatest moment.

Answer 10

I was around 2, and we went on vacation to the beach to visit my grandma's brother (great-uncle?). Anyhow, his name was Chuck. And apparently I hadn't quite mastered the art of the "ch" sound, because the whole week we were there, I kept calling him Uncle F**k!!