2007-08-24 03:35:28 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What ever you do, be careful. Those gnomes can be meaner than a rabid squirrel.
I had the same thing happen to me. As long as they are fighting amongst themselves you should be ok. But when they tire of that they WILL turn on you. Trust me on this one.
All I could do was create a diversion by kicking the Buick off its blocks and while they were distracted I was able to garb a couple of flamingos. Whipping the gnomes mercilessly with pink plastic was enough to hold them off until I was able to climb on top of the trailer.
Thank God I had the foresight to have 30 gallons of gas stored up there. As they tried to climb the aluminum walls I was able to defeat them with beer bottles (there were quite a few of them up there too) filled with gas.
It was close. But I was victorious! They fled like the vermin they are. I did burn down the trailer in the battle. But that's ok. It was a piece of crap anyway.
2007-08-24 03:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Go make a cup of coffee, tea, or soda what ever it is that you like to drink and grab a chair and watch. You can even go out into the street and get people to come and place bets. Sounds like a hoot going on over there. Wish I was there to enjoy it with you!
2007-08-24 03:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by Lookin 4 ants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get the hose and give them a good squirt. Naughty gnomes.
2007-08-24 03:39:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn the hose on em!!!!
Fighting turns to other things and gnomes multiply like rabbits!
2007-08-24 03:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by itty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go out and show them who's boss here! You can't let gnomes get away with anything!
2007-08-24 04:12:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's not a thing you can do to stop them! But... you can start collecting bets from the neighbors on who's gonna win the battle!
2007-08-24 03:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Toss 'em some of those glass grapes. Or a few plastic apples. That should appease them.
2007-08-24 03:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by SpaceMonkey67 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let the dog pee on them. They'll stop. Then hose them down to get rid of the smell.
2007-08-24 04:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by PenguinMan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
invite over a friend and have some beers a watch and ya'll bet on who ya think will win ...... I pick the one on the left
2007-08-24 03:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by Cassie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spray them with the water hose!
2007-08-24 03:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋