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Question

1. The only two things I truely fear are ____ and _______.
2. I never met a _______ I didn't like.
3. Give me liberty or give me _________.
4. When in doubt, it is always best to _________
5. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, ___________
6. The patient asked for some more ________ so he could ______.

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Answer 1

1. The only two things I truely fear are life and death.
2. I never met a kangaroo that I didn't like.
3. Give me liberty or give me some pizza!.
4. When in doubt, it is always best to take a bubble bath
5. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, "You, me, storage closet...2 minutes"
6. The patient asked for some more jello so he could throw it at the doctor.

Answer 2

1. The only two things I truly fear are death and taxes.
2. I never met a dead person I didn't like.
3. Give me liberty or give me a sandwich.
4. When in doubt, it is always best to make love.
5. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, "I'm horny."
6. The patient asked for so more Play Dough so he could make fake breasts.

Answer 3

1. The only two things I truly fear are *Wild Teeth* and *Water Torture*.
2. I never met a *Wolverine* I didn't like.
3. Give me liberty or give me *Freedom*.
4. When in doubt, it is always best to *Swallow*.
5. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, *Treat him like he deserves to be treated.*
6. The patient asked for some more *Sex* so he could *Heal faster*.

Answer 4

1. The only things I truly fear are my sister Joyce and my sister Sheila.
2. I never met a diamond necklace I didn't like.
3. Give me liberty or give me the Empire State Building.
4. When in doubt, it's always best to show some cleavage.
5. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, "Why are you always so certain?"
6. The patient asked for some more tests so he could miss more work.

Answer 5

1. The only two things I truely fear are LIFE and LOVE, OH WAIT, THATS EVERYTHING
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2. I never met a DOOR KNOB I didn't like.

3. Give me liberty or give me ICECREAM.

4. When in doubt, it is always best to BUY IT ANYWAY AND KEEP THE RECIPT.

5. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERTIME I HAD TO PULL A DIME OUT OF A NOSE.

6. The patient asked for some more JELLO so he could WIGGLE OUT OF HIS BILL.

Answer 6

The only two things I truely fear are "people not knowing their God and war"

I never met a "puppy" I didn't like.

Give me liberty or give me "Venti Chai Tea Frappachino"

When in doubt, it is always best to "pray"

The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear "does he know he's a girl?"

The patient asked for some more "gauze" so he could "wrap himself like a mummy"

Answer 7

1. The only two things I truely fear are _wrinkles___ and __fat__.
2. I never met a _form of choclate__ I didn't like.
3. Give me liberty or give me __a winning lotto ticket___.
4. When in doubt, it is always best to _eat first____
5. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, _I never saw one of THOSE in Medical School!__
6. The patient asked for some more __viagra____ so he could __well, you know...____.

Answer 8

1. The only two things I truely fear are HANDCUFFS and SPURS.
2. I never met a HOT COWBOY IN TIGHT WRANGLERS I didn't like.
3. Give me liberty or give me OSAMA BIN LADEN.
4. When in doubt, it is always best to LISTEN TO THE VOICES INSIDE YOUR HEAD.
5. The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, MEET ME IN THE CLOSET IN FIVE MINUTES.
6. The patient asked for some more VIAGRA so he could ENJOY THE SPONGEBATH FROM HIS CUTE NURSE.

Answer 9

THe only two things I truly fear are politicians and empty headed celebrities.

I never met a wall flower I didn't like.

Give me liberty or give me a pay raise pretty please, boss?

When in doubt, It is always best to fudge your way through an answer as if you know what you're talking about.

The doctor whispered in the nurse's ear, "I said forceps. Not biceps. Quit flexing."

The patient asked for some more midol so he could silence his wife during his recovery.....heh

Answer 10

The only two things I fear are hunger and thirst.

I never met a donut I didn't like.

When in doubt, it's always best to eat.

Give me liberty or give me a cracker.

Do I detect a theme here?