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You left your underwear at my house! They get angry ;-)

2007-08-24 02:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by Yummy♥Mummy 6 · 4 0

1)why the hell are u in my face? Did someone take your donuts?

2) u want some of this crack?

3) excuse me sir. im in a rush to see my 14 year old girlfreind( the dude is 40)

4)please arrest me.

2007-08-24 04:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How are you doing to day Officer Friendly.

2007-08-24 02:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by gia00601 3 · 3 0

Slide the warrant under the door. We used to say this when the cops came to house parties in HS I think it is a movie quote but am not sure. The cops get really mad when you don't open the door.

2007-08-24 02:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by Margo is better than you are 4 · 6 0

whats the problem officer

2007-08-26 14:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0 0

Shut the F*** up I pay your salary. Now go get me some coffee and donuts pig

2007-08-24 07:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by DAMN SILLY BILLY 4 · 0 0

here hold my beer I almost spilled it while driving through that playground back there. Dam those kids can move. . . well all but the fat one. can you help me get it out from underneath my hummer.

Police Officer: Okay Miss Lohan, can I have your autograph?

2007-08-24 02:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 9 0

Can we get in back of that squad car and make sweet passionate love?

2007-08-24 02:43:28 · answer #8 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 3 0

I didn't know she was your wife! as the man grabs his pants and runs out the door!

2007-08-24 03:35:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Wanna beer?

2007-08-24 02:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

When he asks you "Gee Son, you're eyes sure look red! Have you been drinking?" you should not respond by saying "Gee officer! You're eyes sure look glazed! Have you been eating donuts?"

2007-08-24 02:40:07 · answer #11 · answered by BAMA a.k.a. K~E~G 5 · 11 0

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