How could I integrate him into society? Does he need a social security number or anything? How do I describe his age?
2007-08-24 01:54:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Anthropology
Hey Buuuud..dy.
I made a documentary about this a few years back - 1992 I think. My good friend Sean and I thawed out a caveman that we found in his back yard while we (okay he) was digging his own pool.
If you watch our documentary, you'll discover the answers to all your problems on how to integrate him into society. Heck, the documentary was so good that you may learn a few more things as well. Be forewarned, you may laugh so hard the first time you watch it that you'll have to watch it a second time to get the details that you missed the first time through.
Signed, you know who.
2007-08-24 02:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by RobinLu 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You'd need a ton of money to successfully integrate him into society. I'd suggest you take him to Hollywood, and have a TV show made about the process.
No, on second thought - take him to Boston. WGBH's "Nova" series would do a better job than anything out of Hollywierd.
2007-08-24 02:02:49 · answer #2 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It won't artwork. curiously, the historic past Channel had a modern educate on apes and guy. it appears that evidently some scientists chanced on some Neanderthal DNA and in comparison it to human DNA. wager what? No courting in besides.
2016-12-31 04:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by houghtelling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't think the dmv will give him a lisence and stuff since he has no legal documents proving his birth. SO my advice is to claim he is an immigrant. that means having him learn english, get a job, do volunteer work may be and then have him get his US citizenship. then you must shave him regularly.
or you can train him to be your slave.
2007-08-24 02:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by v00mee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The greatest hurdle is how to bring him back to life and then accustoming him to the noise.
2007-08-24 02:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by wpepper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch Encino-Man. It will really help you figure out what you need to do.
2007-08-24 16:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by samikay2683 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just say he is an Illegal Alien and free everything as to make him legit.
2007-08-24 09:21:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whose been watching Encino Man????
LOL, I love that movie!!!!
2007-08-24 16:42:45 · answer #8 · answered by beth l 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd be dead sweetie.
2007-08-24 03:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋