Why are ex husbands so fat?

Question

They are all so fat! Is there a law about them becoming so fat, or what?

Answer 1

I THINK ALOT OF THEM WHEN THEY SEE THAT THEY HAVE MESSED UP THEY ARE SO DEPRESSED THAT THEY BEGAN TO EAT AND DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES ANY MORE . BUT ON THE OTHER HAND IF IT WAS A GOOD MOVE FOR THE BEST WHEN THEY HAVE DIVORCE THEY GET OUT THERE HAVE ALOT OF FUN MEET A NEW WOMAN MAYBE ONE THAT COULD COOK LAY UP HAVE ALOT OF SEX AND EAT ALOT I KNOW THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AFTER ME DIVORCE. SMILE

PEACE SEXY

Answer 2

What's the data for this observation?

Let's see Brad Pitt is an Ex-Husband;Not Fat.
Billy Bob Thornton is an Ex-Husband; Not Fat.

I would suspect your sample size is statistically invalid and therefore your conclusion is also.

Answer 3

It may not be ex husbands specifically but rather that men become less physically active as they get older and their metabolism slows down. They don't have as much of a drive to be thin as women do.

Answer 4

Hi Life, X's are fat because when they were married the wife wouldn't let them eat Haagendazs Ice Cream or drink beer at 11 PM while watching the late show........hehehe....get the picture...Bob.

Answer 5

Maybe they are sad about the past and start eating just to get over it.
If they had found their new love,and gets fat because they no longer needs attentions from others out there since they have devoted themself to the one they love.

Answer 6

LOL..Why would you care. But, just for the record...done of my five ex's got fat. Oh! Wait, #3 did....no, he was already over weight when I married him. Sorry, maybe you need to gather a few more statistics.

Answer 7

That may be the reason their wives divorced them in the beginning. Are you speaking of your OWN x-husband? I would say he is just doing what he wants to do which includes over eating, and every other thing you divorced him for. Maybe he left you for another woman that ditched him herself, and he has no self-esteem left.

Answer 8

That is such a funny and tuned-in observation!!! My ex turned into this overweight, long-dangly haired critter wearing clothes from the 60's and pursuing a no-talent-guitar-playing career. Mid-life crisis??

Answer 9

Yes there is a Law.. and that Law if of Love...

You must be so loving to all of them when you were with each of them.. you must be nourishing their body by food...
nourishing their emotions and heart by love...
nourishing their thoughts and mind by pampering their Egos...
nourishing their Juices by warming up every night with them in bed...

and they might be having thoughts that the happiness they were having was entirely due to them when they were with you.. NOT REALIZING the the roots of happiness are somewhere else.

but after separation all the Nourishment or part of the nourishment or quality of nourishment you had given to them is missing Or not supplied Or not replicated by those who have taken over your place .. HAS LEFT BIG GAP in the mind body and heart of your ex husbands.. who have been COMPENSATING THE NEED OF NOURISHMENT BY ONLY FOOD.. AND FATTENING THE BODY.. whereas their Minds, Hearts are either empty or filled with Remorse.... such that "Why did they loose you"?

so this is the Law of compensation .. and you have seen it working with those whom you were a source of love,sweetness, nourishment, dependability.. Everything...

Answer 10

He might be fat because he eats junk food, but he might have got fat because he is contented now.