the one where a white guy tells a black guy: "your colored" and the black guy said "look, when your embarrassed your pink when your bruised you turn purple when you lose ur breath ur blue when your mad you turn red and when you turn sick your green! so don't be calling me colored your all the colors of the rainbow!" lol I love that one! lol have a star!
2007-08-24 14:28:47
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answered by .:chula:. 3
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best ...i cant remebemer but i love family guy
n sum i like are What not to say to the nice policeman:I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2007-08-24 08:46:15
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answered by Anonymous
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This one:
"I only have sex on days beginning with a t- : Tuesday, Thursday, Thaturday, Thunday, Thanksgiving day etc..."
2007-08-24 03:57:17
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answered by Nicole 3
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this isnt a joke...but how come wen i asked 'best joke?' i got a violation and ma question was removed?
2007-08-25 00:10:06
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answered by simplycomplex 5
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Don't know about best, but one of my favorites is Rodney Dangerfield's "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
2007-08-24 03:35:02
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answered by Pago 2
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cant say because i have heard heaps but that aussie ghost story is pretty funny
2007-08-24 03:40:37
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answered by ausblue 7
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That's what.... you said .
2007-08-24 08:38:01
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answered by Jacky.- the "INDIAN". 6
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