2007-08-23 19:52:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
here we go
Excuse me. Do you want to screw or should I apologize?
and this one
screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
2007-08-23 20:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Women practice dismissal, fear, and preoccupation. Men need an opening line, small talk, and to close with getting a telephone number or a date. The number one dating advice for women is "play hard to get".
Obese blobs, (that are 50% of the population), have immature hysteria that causes delirium in good looking women. The environments in this society are .1% good looking women.
No one has ever seen the start of a relationship. There are 21 organizations spying on the public with plain clothes agents.
2007-08-25 18:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite pickup line was on a bumper sticker on a little toyota pickup that said "When I grow up I want to be a
Peterbuilt"lmao
2007-08-24 06:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by thecrouchingtiger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word of the night is legs. So let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That shirt is very becoming. Of course if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
My all time favorite...
Nice shoes. Wanna F**k?
2007-08-24 03:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by themyth17 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fullback make sure you "pick up" that blitzing line backer. You were talking about football weren't you?? ??
2007-08-25 02:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by tidebackernpi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have Got a Few
My name is (Insert Name) now remember that cause you'll be screaming it later
It is 4am and no one else is talking to you
and my favourite
Did you fall from heaven because that would explain your face
2007-08-24 07:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by SociallyAwkwardPenguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn that's a nice shirt.... but it'd look better wrinkled up in the corner of my room.
2007-08-24 03:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by James R 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The funniest one I've heard is:
"Hey baby, let's do math:
You plus me, minus your pants;
let's divide your legs and multiply."
2007-08-24 02:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by donfajn 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
(Crying, and walking up to a girl) "I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?"
2007-08-27 03:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell does this have to do with football?
2007-08-24 03:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by Terry C. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋