Strokin by Clarance Carter.put it in on youtube
2007-08-23 18:55:40 · 37 answers · asked by mike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rock and Pop
hey deathmetal,there are funny metal songs,check out the 6 foot under cover of Jimi Hendrixs purple haze
2007-08-24 07:03:29 · update #1
Detachable Penis - King Missile
There is no song funnier than this, and it never gets old.
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
2007-08-24 02:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by Rckets 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Constipation Blues - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry
Reelin' and Rockin' - live, uncensored version - Chuck Berry
They're Coming To Take Me Away - Napoleon XIV (aka Jerry Samuels)
Why Don't We Get Drunk (and Screw) - Jimmy Buffett
Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
Knockers Up - Rusty Warren
(I Like) Boobs-a-Lot - Holy Modal Rounders
Baby Let Me Bang Your Box - Doug Clark & the Nuts
Kingsize Jones - Eric Burdon
If You Want To Be Happy - Jimmy Soul
Your Mind's On Vacation - Mose Allison
Certified Senior Citizen - Mose Allison
Ever Since I Stole the Blues - Mose Allison
Ever Since the World Ended - Mose Allison
Top Forty - Mose Allison
2007-08-23 20:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by Ray 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The funniest song I've ever heard is "Business time" by Flight of the Conchords. However, there is a title of a song I've laughed at more than any other song, I've never heard it and I don't know who wrote it, but apparently it's called "There Ain't No Room in My Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You". I almost died laughing as soon as I saw the title. Another title is "If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All on You" (same story as the first title).
2007-08-27 06:12:02 · answer #3 · answered by KennedyFX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bad Touch by Blood Hound Gang
I love that song!
and Albuquerque by Weird Al
2007-08-23 19:04:33 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pickin' Boogers - Biz Markie
Mexican Americans - Cheech Marin
2007-08-24 02:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mr.Longrove 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the young dudes. but yes strokin to the east, strokin to the west...pretty funny. me and some bro's were in panama riding on one of those multi-colored buses they got down there, and we talked the driver into playing that cassete. the driver didn't know what to think with forty guys singing along at the top of their lungs as we rode through the hills, slums, and jungles. it was classic! man that brings back memories, thanks for reminding me!
2007-08-23 19:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sittin at a Bar 2006" by Rehab. Here goes:
Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She through my **** out into the yard
And then she called me a bum and smacked me real hard
And in my drunkin' stuper
I did what I should of never done
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you
Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her ******' car
Crashed that piece of **** and then stepped away
You know I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers til they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on
She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her ******' car
Crashed that piece of **** and then stepped away
I guess it's meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the Penitentary
See me on T.V.
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I shoul've done something about my anger
But I'll never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She through a fit so I crashed that piece a **** nova
And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen' to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her ******' car
Crashed that piece of **** and then stepped away
2007-08-23 20:10:49 · answer #7 · answered by doodledarr 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Beer! by Psychostick is pretty funny. And I had a friend email me a parody of a Britney Spears song called "Boobies one more size", singing about getting breast augmentation. That one was hilarious
2007-08-24 04:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoes
haha
2007-08-23 19:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by Demolition Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Take the Skinheads Bowling" by Camper Van Beethoven.
Also liked "Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun" by Julie Brown - the video painted such a great picture of a demented homecoming queen gone mad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8hxCpAdCJI
2007-08-23 19:35:27 · answer #10 · answered by Buzzkill 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋