On the box of sparkilers it said.....do not touch when wire is glowing............ Duh.
2007-08-23 17:04:11 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The dumbest thing about those is they made them because someone did it. The dumbest one I've seen is on a stroller that says DO NOT FOLD UP WITH CHILD STILL INSIDE. I'd like to know who's that empty headed.
2007-08-23 17:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
McDonalds Coffee...Warning Hot
2007-08-24 08:45:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Warning! This sign has sharp edges! Do not touch! Seriously, why would they make the sign in the first place? There was a list I had somewhere, but I can't remember where it is! It was hilarious though!
2007-08-24 00:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn kok to right.
2007-08-24 02:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a self hypnosis audio CD for overcoming procrastination
"30 day money back guarantee; If this self hypnosis program does not improve your procrastination after 30 consecutive days of use, we will refund your money. This product must be used for 30 days to work and money will not be refunded if the product was not used everyday for 30 days."
OK here's the dumb part if anyone didn't catch that
if you're a procrastinator, you wont use it every day for 30 days, and so you wont get your money back until you do. BUT if you do use it for 30 days in a row, you wouldn't be procrastinating anymore and so you still wont get your money back because they can claim your procrastination has improved.
2007-08-24 00:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by googlebugg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On Chinese saw blades .... SHARP, Do NOT test with fingers or genitals. (instant sex change operation)
On Rugger 357. ..... Do NOT look down barrel while firing. DUH!!! But my all time favorite ... On a new toaster oven, To be used for toasting or warming bread, rolls or toasties frozen. NOT to be used for the other thing. (What other thing?) Yes it was made in China and sold through Wal*Mart On my new welding tips, WARNING .. May be hot when in use (I hope so, I'm welding here)
2007-08-24 00:10:13 · answer #6 · answered by Gonealot R 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There was a warning after a monster movie, that characters in the movie were not modeled on any person.
2007-08-24 00:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Safe for use around pets." -- On a box of Arm & Hammer Cat Litter."
"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack."
"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts."
"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison. "
"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee."
2007-08-24 00:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by . 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! There was a warning label on a can of insecticide that said "Warning: spray is harmful to bees".
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2007-08-24 00:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL thats funny i guess they should make a book called Sparkiers for Dumbies
2007-08-24 00:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋