ô¢ Can you fill in the blanks with amusing thoughts???

Question

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1. After the lifeguard performed CPR, the victim suddenly sat up and said____________
2. What Juliet REALLY said to Romeo during the balcony scene:____________
3. Miss Kitty took one look at Sunshine MacGillicutty and Marshal Matt Dillon and said__________________
4. The doctor looked at the heart patient and whispered in his ear:____________________________
5. I do believe that my guardian angels are named______ , __________ and __________.

Answer 1

1. After the lifeguard performed CPR, the victim suddenly sat up and said__you could use a Tic-Tac______
2. What Juliet REALLY said to Romeo during the balcony scene:__your wig is on backwards______
3. Miss Kitty took one look at Sunshine MacGillicutty and Marshal Matt Dillon and said_my life is over!________
4. The doctor looked at the heart patient and whispered in his ear:__time to get right with the Lord_________...
5. I do believe that my guardian angels are named__Moe_ , _Larry___ and _Curly____.

Answer 2

1. After the lifeguard performed CPR, the victim suddenly sat up and said, "stop kissing me!"
2. What Juliet REALLY said to Romeo during the balcony scene: "Ew, your breath smells bad!"
3. Miss Kitty took one look at Sunshine MacGillicutty and Marshal Matt Dillon and said, "you guys are ugly!"
4. The doctor looked at the heart patient and whispered in ear: "while you were under, I banged your wife."
5. I do believe that my guardian angels are named Harry, Dick and Tom.

Answer 3

. After the lifeguard performed CPR, the victim suddenly sat up and said " when you were pulling me to the surface, I saw the sunlight and thought I was in that tunnel of light for only the dead!"
2. What Juliet REALLY said to Romeo during the balcony scene:_"I don't want your stupid name anyway!"
3. Miss Kitty took one look at Sunshine MacGillicutty and Marshal Matt Dillon and said_"I give up! You two are meant for each other!"
4. The doctor looked at the heart patient and whispered in his ear:_" I told you not to marry someone twenty years younger than you are!"
5. I do believe that my guardian angels are named_Teresa, Michael and my parents.

Answer 4

1. After the lifeguard performed CPR, the victim suddenly sat up and said "Wow, you take my breath away."

2. What Juliet REALLY said to Romeo during the balcony scene:
Romeo, Romeo, what are you doing here; wherefore art Art.

3. Miss Kitty took one look at Sunshine MacGillicutty and Marshal Matt Dillon and said "If you keep seeing her, you going to be walking like Chester."

4. The doctor looked at the heart patient and whispered in his ear: "Well, like they say, you can't win 'em all."

5. I do believe that my guardian angels are named Dopey, Sleepy, and Grumpy.

Answer 5

. After the lifeguard performed CPR, the victim suddenly sat up and said_______man you'd make a good kisser_____
2. What Juliet REALLY said to Romeo during the balcony scene:______i hate u______
3. Miss Kitty took one look at Sunshine MacGillicutty and Marshal Matt Dillon and said___?_______________
4. The doctor looked at the heart patient and whispered in his ear:______________your heart beats loudly____________...
5. I do believe that my guardian angels are named__love____ , ________hope__ and ______dream____.

Answer 6

After the lifeguard performed CPR, the victim suddenly sat up and said "If your really a lifesaver why is your breath so bad?
What Juliet REALLY said to Romeo during the balcony scene: Yo, Romeo! Where'd ya go?
Miss Kitty took one look at Sunshine MacGillicutty and Marshal Mat Dillion and said "There's about to be a cat fight."
The doctor looked at the heart patient and whispered in his ear: "Your off beat."
I do believe that my guardian angels are named Moe, Larry, & Curly. (nuck nuck)

Answer 7

1. After the lifeguard performed CPR, the victim suddenly sat up and said "Please share my umbrella."
2. What Juliet REALLY said to Romeo during the balcony scene: "Please share my umbrella."
3. Miss Kitty took one look at Sunshine MacGillicutty and Marshal Matt Dillon and said "Please share my umbrella."
4. The doctor looked at the heart patient and whispered in his ear: "We got the beat we got the beat we got the beat, yeah, we got the beat"
5. I do believe that my guardian angels are named Earth Angel, Angel Baby, and Johnny Angel.

Edit:
Stephen K gets a thumbs up for her #5 answer. I would have used that myself, if I weren't going for the song lyrics.

Answer 8

1..."I coulda had a V8!"
2. "Do you have a better-looking brother at home?"
3. "I gave up San Francisco for this?"
4. "I was supposed to take out your APPENDIX."
5. Manny, Moe and Jack.

Answer 9

1.. wow that was amazing and kissed again
2.when you gonna grow some balls to wisk me away?
3. what is up with our names dawg?
4. im not really a doctor
5. pedro..veronica..and jesus

Answer 10

Well sure i could but i don't want to, that is the question right?