is the TV lying to me?
2007-08-23 13:22:16 · 21 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
On behalf of the skittle department please accept our apologies.
Due to an error in logistics, the rainbows were not supplied with fresh skittles.
Our logistics manager barely intercepted the cargo for the rainbow, which consisted of enraged alien dogs, intended for the planet Zlyb03.
Currently we are trying to solve the complaint from Zlyb03 who are now almost drowning in what they describe as " colored meteors of a tiny size" - and not the "zprsklwy" which they expect to fall out of their rainbow (which oddly enough resembles the earth variety.
We hope you understand our dilemma, and beg your understanding while we do our best to resolve the issue in an expidient manner.
Thank you for contacting Skittles.
Skittles Customer Care Department - Rainbow Supply Division.
2007-08-23 20:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by U_S_S_Enterprise 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
TV is just embellishing...the really good skittles like everything else takes looking and working for...go to the end of the rainbow...there will be a whole pot of them. You deserve it.
P.S. You got a rainbow...well then, that makes you pretty special anyway...I do love my skittles (actually named a red car skittle), especially the tropical ones.
2007-08-23 13:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is an advertisement. They want you to buy skittles. Of course they are lying. I don't know why they want you to believe that Skittles fall from rainbows. If that were true, you wouldn't have to buy Skittles because after ever rain, you would up to your butt in the nasty little things.
2016-05-21 02:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by lorelei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got robbed, dude! The last time I stood under a rainbow, this little Leprechaun fell out of the sky and followed me around for two weeks. Litle guy could drink, too, let me tell ya!
2007-08-23 14:15:12 · answer #4 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Leprechaun at the end of the rainbow grabbed the skittles when he made off with the pot of gold. Damn Leprechaun.
2007-08-23 13:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We need to sue Skittles and demand they change their slogan until we can actually taste the rainbow!
2007-08-23 13:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by Cliff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd sue Jay ! False advertisement, take em for all the skittles they've got dude !
Hugs,
2007-08-24 13:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They closed the rainbow down temporarily for maintenance. I guess it kept spitting out jellybeans. But it should be up and running now.
2007-08-24 17:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by teashy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rainbow ate all skittles...
2007-08-23 13:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah just like you can't milk a guy on the skittles commercial
2007-08-23 13:28:00 · answer #10 · answered by Kenny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋