how to be annoying at a fast food place?

Question

how to be annoying at a fast food place

Answer 1

order their most complicated item with everything on the side.
for example:
taco bell-

may i have a taco salad...
with the beans, sauce, tomatoes,cheese,sour cream, and chips on the side (seperately)

ya, thanks.

oh, ya!?
um, can i pay with pennies?

~*~they'll love ya!~*~

LOL

Answer 2

Do what most people do. Wait until the cashier asks what you would like then start reading the menu (why would anyone read the menu while standing in line). Ignore the menu descriptions and ask "what comes on this? What comes with that" And of course you're special and standard issue won't do. Basically you create an order so complicated it cant be punched into a kiosk register. Now it's time to get your money out. Fumble around and hold up the line some more as you look for your credit card to put a $4 order on. And you're not getting out of line until you've read and questioned every line item on the receipt. Now top it off without saying thank you and wait til the person behind you starts ordering and interrupt with another question "Can I have some extra napkins?" is good. Check your bag carefully before leaving and have a somewhat disappointed face if everything is exactly as you ordered.

Answer 3

Get to the drive thru speaker and still have no idea what you or anybody in your car wants, and make everyone else wait 15 minutes while you decide and change your order 5 times, during a busy time of day.
Then you would have been the person in front of me the other day.

Answer 4

Why would you want to be annoying? The employees who work there are often treated like s*** by half of the customers who walk in there. They dont make enough money to even support themselves. If You came into my resturaunt purposly being annoying, I would kick your *** out. Its not cool to be annoying, or rude to anyone. Even people who work at fast food.

Answer 5

Um.. not at all recommended. Not unless you want people to screw with your food. Always be nice, they can totally f with you.
A friend of mine worked at Weinerscnitzel. These guys came in and were rude to the cashier. My friend totally trashed their chicken sandwiches. He licked the tomato, spat on the lettuce ran the bun on the floor. And they ate it.
Always be nice to your food service workers.
Not only do they work in a crummy environment for crummy pay and know they have a crappy job but they have the power over what you eat.
Be Nice!

Answer 6

I hate to encourage anyone, but I know what pi**** us off at Taco Bell!! We hate when people sit there and change their mind a hundred million times. As soon as you say you want a Taco Supreme - we make it. If you change your mind, then we have to throw that food away. It also hurts the cashiers because they have to delete the items back off. In our store, if your deletions are over .7% (.7!), you can get fired. We also hate it when people are rude to us. We're human beings that have feelings and hate it when people treat us like machines that just make their food for them. Annoyances are when people sit in drive-thru for forever - it runs our time up and we get in trouble if the average time is over 70 seconds. We usually have an avg. of 65, though we had 48 sec one night!

PLEASE be nice to your local fast food establishments by being polite and sensitive to the workers there!! THANKS!

~Erin

Answer 7

say you want 30 packets of ketchup, 73 napkins, 7 extra large cups, ask for them to write down the directions to florida if you live in like California or if not another far state. Keep changing your mind when you order. and so on.

Answer 8

Why would you want to do that, not only is it rude, but everyone there will think your an idiot-no matter how funny your friends are. Besides, the people who work there work as hard or harder than most and get no respect. Not too mention-DO you really want to piss off the man/woman who is preparing you meal??????????

Answer 9

Study the menu that has never changed in 30 years at McD's

Answer 10

Keep changing your order
Act retarded
Pee on the tables
Act like you are asleep in line (Narcoleptic)
Spill stuff
Run around introducing yourself to everyone in the place and then keep clapping your hands singing "I'm Dancing"

Answer 11

ooh i got one...if you are at mcdonalds ask for a whopper with cheese onion rings and dr. pepper

if u r at bk --big mack and some chicken mcnuggets

taco bell - cheesburger small fries
when they tell you they dont have that order something else you know they dont have! and keep doin it!
you get the point right! rofl