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Sweetie if they get a whiff of those farts there aren't gonna ever be clean enough sheets.

2007-08-23 09:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 3 1

You have to meet the date before they see the sheet, worry about the clean sheet, when your going to get them anywhere near there.... think that still takes a "few" dates....

2007-08-23 17:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by mld m 4 · 1 0

Take the cone off your head before you put your sheet back on

2007-08-23 16:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Or maybe its time for whole new sets of sheets... then you would need to do laundry less with more to wear.

2007-08-24 07:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you're looking between your sheets, you're looking in the wrong place, or, as a ghost, you might be invisible.

2007-08-23 16:56:32 · answer #5 · answered by Georgie 7 · 2 0

Ya think it might have something to do with that mean dog, and you flyin across the room every five minutes, because you tooted?!

2007-08-23 17:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by chris j 7 · 1 0

well how in the heck do you propose to get a date when you won't even reveal your identity? People do like to know what they are dating.

2007-08-24 12:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Well maby because when they saw your fridge they said forget this and never even thought about looking in the bed.

2007-08-23 19:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by NONAME 6 · 1 0

If you want a date that bad, buy a calendar and get 365.

2007-08-23 16:54:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You need to be like Patrick Swayze (Ghost, movie), EWWW, on second thought no, don't be like him. Try appearing at night when women are more vulnerable to *ahem*.

2007-08-23 17:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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