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I could show you alot better than I can tell you.

2007-08-23 09:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by AJPierzynskis' 4 · 2 1

Go to a bar with lots of women and just explain the bad situation you are in. Promise them you have miracle hands and any favours they may do you will repay them as soon as you get better. If they disagree then give them all a tounge lashing.

2007-08-23 17:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by whoopswhosfault 2 · 0 2

wet dreams are the natural release valve God gave man....wait for one of those. your urge should be less after it.
if not. your mind is too far in the gutter. read a bible.

2007-08-23 17:13:14 · answer #3 · answered by robertt223 4 · 0 1

Do you have a puppy? A neighbor with small children perhaps?

2007-08-23 19:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Well you can still use a keyboard to type this question .... so the same way you did that, I guess.

2007-08-23 18:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 0 1

well dont masturbate until ur wrists have healed that way when u masturbate for the first time in a while it will feel soooo good!! and you will stay erect for a very long time!

2007-08-23 16:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by Marie 1 · 0 3

call a friend or offer to pay someone

2007-08-23 22:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by coot 4 · 0 0

get the dog to do it, if not nanny silvia is around thr corner

2007-08-23 16:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

This is when you find out who your friends really are. ;)

hump something - a pillow maybe.

2007-08-23 16:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by Clint 7 · 1 2

Your fingers still work, yes?

2007-08-23 16:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by aspicco 7 · 1 2

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