2007-08-23 09:00:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When you have a baby, it's easy. You just check their diaper and say something to the baby, such as:: "Oh, dear. I'll get you to the car and change you, sweetie!" or "Whoo! Is that you?!? Let me check - yep, better get you changed."
Poor innocent babies... :-) bbjo
2007-08-23 11:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Always pass it on to the hubby, if he has not taken credit for it already... LOL!!!
Usually walk away fast...So no one gets suspicious... If I am at a restaurant maybe I would try pulling it off by saying "eww, what is that smell?" as if it was not me. LOL!! Never take the credit! Ladies do not fart...
2007-08-23 18:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by Princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My farts are never by accident.
If I'm in a public place i try to go somewhere empty. But as soon as i let it rip 50 people show up!
2007-08-23 16:07:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
xD As soon as it happens, yell out the name of the person who's with you angrily or like they've done something rude. And if there is no one that you know around you, look at whoever is next to you in disgust while fanning your face and walk away.
2007-08-23 16:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by DK 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually just look around, especially for a guy, because it would not be as embarrassing for him... BUT... The other day I made a loud one and this man at the end of the store aisle scowled at me and when I looked around, there was no one to "blame it" on...LMAO
2007-08-23 16:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in public place i was accidentally passed it off but . safely & fast gone so it is my passed
2007-08-24 01:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I haven't, but one time my hubby and me were horsing around and he was tickling me so much that I farted, OMG it was loud, to this day he never lets me forget about it,lol.
2007-08-23 22:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have, but it really didn't work out for me. So now I just take credit by jumping up and doing the Rocky theme dance...
2007-08-23 16:06:25 · answer #8 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes,kept walking!
2007-08-23 16:17:53 · answer #9 · answered by ≤Daлiel≥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but today i was using a payphone and the guy behind me farted, looked at me and was all "now, WHY would you do that? its disgusting!" he wasnt an old guy either. i gagged
2007-08-23 16:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by Shelly19 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋