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See i got my sister a job there and today is her first day and Im afraid they'll ask her if Im really sick .

2007-08-23 07:39:38 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

guess you cant think of anything either ... guess i better go.

2007-08-23 07:42:46 · update #1

40 answers

Go to work then pass out on the floor. They will send you home.

2007-08-23 07:42:23 · answer #1 · answered by Buddie 7 · 1 0

If this is part of your job and you are required to be there, then why are you trying to find your way out of it??? You took the position and reguardless if you dont like it or not you need to do what your company asks of you. If you dont like it then quit!!! Otherwise put on your big girl pants and go do your job. We all have parts of our job that we dont like, but do we them because we need our pay checks. Whining about it wont get you anywhere. If you work in retail, put on a smile and do your best when you get home have a stiff drink and sleep well.

2007-08-23 07:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 0 0

Call in sick with explosive diarrhea. Tell your sister you have explosive diarrhea. That way she can't accidentally say anything to ruin it for you. Now go sit in the bathroom and read a magazine for half an hour. Flush a lot.

2007-08-23 07:45:25 · answer #3 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0 0

If your sister just started there they probably won't ask her- she doesn't know the store yet, and she may not be a big help to them.

Let a box of something (not too heavy) fall on you...make sure people are watching...fake injuries work well :)

rae

2007-08-23 07:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

Jury Duty

2007-08-23 07:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by barbie b 2 · 0 0

How about you actually do your job? I'm tired of working my *** off for the lousy wage I get, yet people makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and they don't want to do anything. I'm tired of it. Get out there, and pull your own weight in this world. Everyone else does.

2007-08-23 07:51:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just go to work, don't be a bad example for your sister. Lot's of work makes the day go by faster!

I'll be thinking of you while doing my laundry :)

2007-08-23 07:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Car accident perhaps or you can say your car won't start. If you don't drive, fake sick in front of your sister so she goes in thinking your sick.

2007-08-23 07:45:05 · answer #8 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 0 0

Jury Duty?

2007-08-23 07:42:36 · answer #9 · answered by TheMadChemist 2 · 0 0

Leave your run running in front of a convenience store. Somebody will steal it and you won't have a way to get to work.

2007-08-23 07:45:23 · answer #10 · answered by WildOne 6 · 0 0

Tell your sister to back you up!
OOOORRRR you can go to work, go to the bathroom for 10 min, come out and tell your boss you puked or you have crazy diarrhea.

2007-08-23 07:43:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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