Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer into confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said,'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up; roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'The mortician had to ask: 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two *******.' 'What? He had two *******?' asked the mortician. Yup. We never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two *******
2007-08-23 07:37:17 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol that was funny. i have one for u
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had
Enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-08-23 07:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
Although cheating is never funny, that's kind of chuckle worthy.
2016-05-21 00:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by almeta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
cute
2007-08-23 07:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I give u a star man u rock
2007-08-24 14:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by amythepro 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I had to read the punch line twice before I got it.... heres a star for ya...
2007-08-23 07:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by No Drama for this Queen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry.
It just prompted an eye-rolling reaction.
2007-08-28 09:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Abnormal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Here's your star.
2007-08-23 07:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hilarious.
a star 4 u.
2007-08-23 19:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by Riya- the li'l imp 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a good 1
2007-08-23 07:40:22 · answer #9 · answered by doggonehandsome 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
thats cute , The funny thing is the guy named cooter . funny thing is thats also what I call my ........
2007-08-23 07:41:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋