A young man was walking along a trail when he noticed a geenie lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a grumpy geenie. Little did the man know the geenie lamp had just been used and the geenie was hoping to go back to sleep for another hundred years. The geenie says, "Since I have already granted three wishes today and am tired, you only get one wish so you better make it good." The man thinks long and hard and then says, I want to live in Hawaii and have a huge house with lots of nice cars and millions in a safe, but here is the deal I am terrified of flying and refuse to get on a boat, so I need you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive. The geenie looks at the man in disgust and says, "are you out of your f-ing mind, do you realize how much labor, concrete, and steel that would take?!" "No I refuse to do it, make another wish." Well ok says the man if you can't do that all I really want is to be able to understand women. The Geenie says, "Do you want one lane or two?"
2007-08-23 07:20:13 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ha ur too cool!!!
2007-08-24 14:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by amythepro 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke deserves a star, hands down. I had a rough day at work and it didn't look like it was gonna get better. Then I read that joke, and now I have an ear to ear grin. I thank you, my freind, and here is your star. Peace!
2007-08-23 08:38:59 · answer #2 · answered by bikinybandit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA XD this joke made me laugh actually LOL. not chuckle or giggle or smile, but a LOUD LAUGH LOL. Star!!
2016-05-21 00:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhhhh that was a good one. Never heard it before and ohhhhhh sooooooo true lol.
2007-08-23 08:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but it was still very good so ill star ... just for u .... i dont usually star when i heard it b4... so ur lucky... ha that works on 2 levels.... haha man im ... WEIRD.. lol yes i admit it with pride... (not many do that so :P lol juss messin)
2007-08-23 12:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Har-dee-har-har.
2007-08-23 07:24:10 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
aw, that'a funny thinks for the laugh, hehehehhehehehehehehehheheheheehheheehehhehehehe!
Good one
2007-08-23 07:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It made me smile...not laugh, probably because I'd heard it before...
Here's a star :-)
2007-08-23 07:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sweetest one .
2007-08-24 02:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jacky.- the "INDIAN". 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Real funny:)
2007-08-23 07:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I find this joke sexist. O_O
Sike... I am a guy... LOL! It was funny. I have never heard this joke before. Thanks!
2007-08-23 07:35:46 · answer #11 · answered by Answer-Me-This 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋