IRISH SETTER's body parts
graphics on the 9 of hearts
LUCILLE BALL and Brenda Starr
Bloody Mary, steak tartar
Little kid's Rad-i-o Flyer
colored cheeks, I caught you liar
Baseball sox at Fenway Park
Letter F, a failing mark
Shiny fire engine fender
eyes after a three-day bender
Wedded raji's forehead dot
Herring in a mystery plot
Apple orchard's ripened crop
octagonal sign to stop
ketchup on some CORNED BEEF HASH
negative amount of cash
CRESCENT CITY'S tall tree forest
Ruby, clown nose, Santa got dressed
Ripe tomato stripe on flag
her monthly discarded rag.
whoa, 20 lines, gotta stop! fun...
2007-08-23 08:47:32
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answered by Guinness 5
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The poodle is a yapping dog, a kind I quite detest
There may be one there may be ten they'll always fail the test
From Cinicinatti to New York the journey is the best
And though one's owned by Clint Eastwood I'm really not impressed
And even if I'm titled like a knight who bears a crest
Or eat my breakfast porridge sprayed with lemon for the zest
One thing I'll say and more than once and never, never lest
This canine really is most definitely an awful kind of pest
2007-08-23 07:14:54
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answered by quatt47 7
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There was Donuts on the table,
But, I couldn’t take a bite.
If I live to be one hundred
I won’t forget that fateful night.
Tom and Katie came to visit
(Not the Cruises, but the Means.)
They drove from Cucamonga
With their Schnauzer, Mister Beans
Geeze, that Beansy was a yapper!
He made an awful noise
That riled my own sweet poochie
As Beans chewed and strew his toys.
Tom asked if my dog was O.K.
The Pit Bull seemed quite mad.
I said, “Relax, I’ll eat my dog
If he hurts…No, Donuts! BAD!!!!
2007-08-23 09:49:23
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answered by Anonymous
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This sign was posted at the mall:
Enter the contest: "OPEN TO ALL"
"Win a date with your favorite leading man"
I filled out my entry and tossed it in the can
My 1st choice had been an evening with George Clooney
But much to my surprise, I won a date with...Andy Rooney!
Every time I think of what we did in Corpus Cristie
My eyes begin to water and I get all kinda misty!
Instead of having breakfast with a man that gave me fever
I found myself across from one who looked like a retriever!
While I was fantasizing getting loony with George Clooney
I wound up eating oatmeal with Mr. Andy Rooney!!!
2007-08-23 12:35:44
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answer #4
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answered by Silva 6
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2016-10-09 02:42:28
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answer #5
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answered by ? 4
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Ten times, I tell you
I saw it with my own eyes
You have to believe
I don't make up lies
I saw Brad Pitt
Eating toast in Charlotte
While his wife Angelina
Was acting like a harlot
They went on a walk
With a cute Chihuahua
And talked about their trip
To Mexico's Tijuana
2007-08-23 06:47:31
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answer #6
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answered by MJ MCK 4
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