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I did like this,
I did it like that.
I did it with a whiffle ball bat,
So I'm on the run, the cop's got my gun,
And right about now, it's time to have some fun.
The King Ad-Rock, tha is my name.
And I know a fly spot where they got the champagne.

2007-08-23 05:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by This Is Radio Clash 6 · 1 0

That wouldn't workin my hometown, the Sheriff has only a son!
Ya got da wrong guy, pal!

2007-08-23 05:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We went on a bank robbing spree that covered 6 months and 19 states.

2007-08-23 05:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0 0

I dug my keys into the side of her pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive. Carved my name into her leather seats.

Took a louie vill slugger to both head lights, slashed a whole in all for tires, maybe next time she'll think before she cheats.

2007-08-23 05:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I shot the sheriff....

2007-08-23 05:33:32 · answer #5 · answered by tesla_morris 6 · 0 0

I just sat her down and told her the truth. She's a big girl and she can take it. I don't know why he is all pissy though.

2007-08-23 05:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0 0

Tell her she needed to learn how to shower, comb her hair and go on a diet.

2007-08-23 05:43:41 · answer #7 · answered by sylvester m 5 · 0 0

I told her that she had to lose at least fifty pounds not to be mistaken for a pig.

2007-08-23 05:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 0 0

That chick was someones Daughter?......aw maaaaan! My attorney said that if I keep this up something like this would happen.......

2007-08-23 10:00:36 · answer #9 · answered by coolhandven 4 · 0 0

Placed her aginst the car and frisked her

2007-08-23 05:33:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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